Now she'll only have to deal with one f***ed up parent at a time!
After a tumultuous 14-year marriage(where did the time go? Oh, right. Buying crack and smoking it), Whitney Houston has finally taken the advice of EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD and filed for a legal separation from Bobby Brown.
I wonder if Clive Davis made this one of his conditions in orchestrating her comeback? Hmm...
Regardless, this is really good news. Two people that screwed up should not be together.
I mean, it only took watching 5 minutes of their reality show to realize that crack is, indeed, whack. And another 2 to realize that neither of them should ever be around children. Or adults. Other humans, actually.
Maybe Bobbi should pull a Drew Barrymore in irreconcilable Differences and sue for emancipation.
(Just don't stay with crazy Dionne Warwick. She probably lives with people she met on the Psychic Friends Network).
Let's hope that this means less time on a shrink's couch for little Bobbi. Like, 4 days instead of five.
That poor girl.
At least she'll have a great tell-all to write within the next several years.
That's something. I think.
Maybe not.
You know who is probably most excited about this? Kevin Costner.
I'm sure he's twenty-five pages in on his Bodyguard 2 screenplay already.
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