The red carpet is a red hot mess!

Seacrest was out of his mind! Inane questions for two straight hours? I needed a drink. Or maybe I should have popped the anti-depressant early.

I think George Clooney is going to need a stint in rehab after putting up with Ryan's creepy crush. Yes, we know George's hair looks good. Calm down, queen! I think he wanted to run his fingers through it. George's girlfriend should watch out...I could see Ryan trying to shank her in the Ladies Room.

Jason Bateman just keeps getting better and better looking.

OH MY GOSH, Gary Busey just accosted Jennifer Garner while she was being interviewed by Ryan. HILARIOUS and AWKWARD. I don't think she knew who he was. Probably just thought someone brought their drunk uncle to the ceremony. Seacrest was shaking in his Minolos.

Patrick Dempsey looks amazing. His hair is poofed up just right. Thank goodness. You know I hate when his hair has little-to-no height. Oh, his wife is there. Whore!

Amy Adams looks gorgeous in green. Her bag is ridiculous but obviously a fashion accessory.

Keri Russell is here? Stop it! She looks great. Her husband...looks like pictures I've seen of him. Ben and Felicity 4 EVA!!!

Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen look like twins.

Red is definitely the color of the night. Someone forgot to tell Jennifer Hudson. She and her breasts are in white. At least she isn't wearing that knockoff Seacrest Silver jacket from last year.

Katherine Heigel is scaring the crap out of me with her red lipstick. She looks odd. Her creepy husband is on tour. Thank goodness.

Hannah Montana is here, y'all! And she's just being Miley. Yes, I know some of the words to her song. Sue me!

I think I need a sedative.

Writer's strike is finally over

OH MY GOSH, I WAS ON MY LAST NERVE.

Ahem.

So, the strike is really over. Like, for real. New episodes will be made to salvage the rest of this season.

SNL returns February 23rd with Ms. Liz Lemon herself, Tina Fey, hosting. How fun! Love Tina. Ellen Page hosts on March 1st. Go Juno!

My favorite couple, Jim and Pam, return on April 10th. So does Ms. Lemon and company.

This strike blew. Seriously. Thank goodness I had Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew to make me feel better.

My gosh, I'm pathetic.

The Grammy's suck

I mean, really.

Random people presenting, Beyonce's blonde weave, Carrie Underwood's extensions, Miley Cyrus, her extensions, her hooker makeup and heels....etc.

Jason Bateman, I love you and don't care that it was random for you to be a presenter. You are Michael Bluth and can do whatever the hell you want.

I really only watched to see if U2 would show up and if Amy Winehouse would show up sober. No U2, but Amy performed and stood up the entire time. She even yelled out her husband's name twice (and I think she screamed out his inmate number....true love!). She is one freaky little addict.

Speaking of freaky, what happened to Cuba Gooding, Jr????? Why was he introducing Amy in London? Has he become the male Tara Reid, knowing he will get more attention in other countries that aren't so picky about their celebrities? I'm sorry, but it's true. I mean, Tara can host parties in other countries. She'd never be able to get past the velvet rope in most states here. And I don't ever want to hear him yell out "You know what I'm sayin'?" again. Just stop, Cuba. I'm tempted to take back your Oscar once and for all.

Uh....yeah, this is just bad.