Friday, August 28, 2009

Is Bluntski engaged?

Emily Blunt has been spotted around NYC sporting a big diamond on her left hand.

Guess The Office and Verizon ads pay well, young Krasinski.

And on another note, all of this recent Felicity talk makes me think that I'll be breaking out those dvds this weekend. I really miss that show.

To me, it's one of the greats. Terrific writing combined with a stellar cast of actors really took it to another level. And although I am not a fan of love triangles, I have to say that Keri and the two Scotts (which would make a superb band name) really brought out the best in each other. They played off of each other beautifully and made it one of the more difficult decisions for viewers. Whether you were Team Noel (*stink eye*) or Team Ben, you were witness to three tremendous actors showcasing their talents.

Gah! When is the reunion happening????

*UPDATE* John's rep has confirmed the engagement (not to me, silly. To People Magazine). Long live Bluntski!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Minka Jeter?

Gah! What a horrible name. Keep your maiden name, Minka.

Rumors are swirling that Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are secretly engaged and will be marrying this fall. Is that anything like "secretly doing 'roids?" It will come out sooner or later, kids!

Hmmm.....

An insider told good ole' Page Six that they are telling friends to save a date later this year, after baseball season ends.

Well, I'm free after mid-September, so I'd be happy to help with any arrangements that need to be tended to. I am definitely open to helping with the seating chart and greeting guests at the reception and making them sign the guest book. I promise to keep A-Rod away from the festivities by throwing vials of HGH and the telephone numbers of strippers across the street from the reception hall. He'll be too busy to do the electric slide or jump up on stage with Jay-Z and B to sing "Crazy in Love" when there are roids and hos to be had. Kate who?

In other news, when certain people remind me of the many faults of one Mr. Benjamin Covington, it makes me sad. He was far from perfect. *Sigh*

Team Ben, we need to hear from you.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

POSSIBLE new couple alert

I repeat: POSSIBLE.

It's from two separate Twitter postings, so take that as you will.

Some dude reported seeing Ryan Gosling and Kat Dennings together at Disneyland. Then Kat posted on her official Twitter saying she was at Disneyland with someone special.

Now, before McGoslings beat themselves to death with boat oars, remember that the dude could have been mistaken. Maybe Kat was there with someone that looked like Ryan.

I know, I know. WHO ELSE ON EARTH LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING AND CAN HE CALL ME?

Ahem.

Maybe it's true. Who knows? Time will tell.

Oars down, McGoslings.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Team Ben vs. Team Noel: Cage match style

As I recover from three straight hours of Project Runway, I have decided to give this blog over to you, loyal readers.

Team Ben? Tell me why. Team Noel. Ditto.

Each was cute, each was infuriating, and each dated women that made me want to scratch my eyes out when they weren't courting Felicity. Give me their Pros and Cons.

Safe weekend, everyone. Go Yanks and say a prayer that I survive a visit from The Diva.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Tim Gunn has no time for nonsense

And he shouldn't. He's Tim Gunn.

Tim, Heidi, and the rest of the gang are finally back on our TiVos tonight. FINALLY. After a bitchy battle between Bravo and Lifetime that has kept Season 6 off the air for months, it is time for not only a new season, but an All-Star edition that I hope will be a fight to the death!

Get out your scissors, sass, and questionable fashion sense, because we are going to Mood to pick out some outrageous fabrics.

I want to see the claws out and the sashays on. Or something. Work it, girls!

The two-hour All-Star edition begins at 8:00, with the Season 6 premiere starting at 10 on new home, Lifetime. Three hours of hysteria and couture, with a Nina Garcia bitch face and a Michael Kors eyeroll thrown in for good measure are a perfect way to kick things off.

And Nicole Kidman is a guest judge on the All-Star edition. Get out your Botox needles, everyone!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Noel Crane gets a job

And it's not just being cute.

Scott Foley, of Felicity and The Unit fame, has been cast in an upcoming episode of L&O: SVU. He'll play someone cute that wasn't as cute as Ben, so he had to marry someone else while Felicity lived happily ever with Ben.

Fen 4 ever!

Scott becomes the 2nd cute guy in Hollywood to suddenly find himself out of regular series work and jumping on to the mean streets of NY with Mariska and Chris. Mr. Wentworth Miller will also bring his piercing eyes to an episode this upcoming season. In fact, the Season Premiere! Oh la.

Scott will be seen in the 4th episode, entitled, "Noel Was Here." HA! Kidding.
It will be entitled "Hammered." Which is clearly what the writers were when they wrote that storyline of Felicity going back in time. I see you pounding back the tequila shots, Abrams and Reeves! You can't fool me.

I know this has been my first post in forever, but work has been a troublesome affair involving listening to others, sending multiple emails to various others, and acting like I care. It wears a girl out, I tell ya!

I am toying with a few new ideas for this site, including a Proj Run recap as well as weekly reader profiles. After those two weeks are over, we'll have to see what else I can come up with! Stay tuned!

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Another reason to love Kathy Griffin

I think we are currently up to 4,824,673.

The foreward to Kathy's upcoming book, Official Book Club Selection, is a letter to Oprah.

Yes, that Oprah. Gayle's wife.

It is hilarious. She throws in Dr. Oz, Nate, her mom, Gayle, the Olsen twins and a list of O's celebrity friends.

The book will be released on 9/8.

The season finale of My Life on the D List is next Monday, 8/10.