Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Be afraid, London. Be very afraid.

Ashlee Simpson has invaded your turf.

Run for the hills. Or wherever.

For some unknown reason, she has been given the role of Roxie Hart in the West End production of Chicago.

Bloody hell.

London, I know you haven't been the same since Maddie and Gwynnie have taken up residence there, but come on!

Can someone please explain why she is being given opportunities to sing in public? When has that ever been successful?

This twit bugs to no end.

The entire family should be banished to an island and never heard from again.

Was that harsh? Maybe. I'm cranky.

The problem with the entire Simpson crew, though, is that they are all now media whores. Even Papa Joe. Creepy Papa Joe.

You cannot escape them. No matter how hard you try.

Nick, thank your lucky stars you got out when you did.

However, we must talk about Vanessa. Call me.

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