Sass for days

That's what you'll find in this recap..........

Also, Marc Jacobs = over-rated. But that's just me.


Tonight's recap is coming to you in a new format. I know, you can't even take the excitement of it all, can you?

10:00--Whitney suggests putting photo booths in the confessionals of a church, which is the location she's chosen for a Teen Vogue fashion show. I sure hope the pope's TiVo malfunctions so he doesn't catch this one.

10:04--We find out that even Frankie, one of Brody's hanger on type friends, works. See Spencer, even Frankie gets a paycheck! Okay, so it turns out he only works one day a week, but still, that's enough for more oversized aviators and designer jeans, right Frankie?

10:07--The Teen Vogue girls enter the NYC offices of the mag, and meet with editor Amy Astley. You know hiding behind Amy's severely cut bangs is a true force to be reckoned with. I hope the girls make it out of the city alive.

10:14--Despite being dressed for the meeting back at TV, Lauren is put to work at the casting for the fashion show at Marc Jacobs' design studio. Insert the Chandler Bing whip sound effect here.

10:16--CARPET! How dare Whitney suggest a carpet runway at the show?!? The T.Vogue queen in the red spectacles is having NONE of this, as is evidenced by his numerous over dramatic facial expressions.

10:18--We get a nice long ass shot of Marc Jacobs. Did we really want one? NO.

10:20--Lauren tells Whitney she misses Brody. Gag me.

10:27--Brody and Lauren spoon on her sofa. Does anyone else get the feeling that the minute after the cameras stopped rolling these two got up, shook hands, parted ways, and said "See you again to do this tomorrow"?

10:29--The ep is over and we see yet another plug for the Virtual Hills. I don't know about you but I'm gonna go now and build my own virtual person to walk around the virtual world and I'm gonna have so much virtual fun. See you again in virtually a week!