Lindsay has found herself a loser and she couldn't be happier! Who's cutting the coke, because it's time to PAAAARTAYYYY!!! Whoo-hoo!!
She tells the latest In Touch that she and boyfriend-she-met-in-rehab, Riley Giles, bonded over their mutual love of rock climbing. And vodka. And white lines. "Get higher baby. Get higher baby. Get higher baby, and don't ever come down. Freebase!"
Isn't it a no-no to hook up in rehab? Or did the Sandy Bullock movie, 28 Days, deceive me? Couldn't she just work on re-establishing relationships with her siblings? Maybe try to keep a plant alive for a few months? This girl should have White Hot Mess tattooed on her forehead. Oh, Linds!
And that boyfriend's name sounds made up. Weren't "Riley" and "Giles" characters on Buffy? Uh, yes. You know this douche is going to say his dream is to be in a band or act opposite Pauly Shore. Biodome 2 may have life, afterall!
To add to this trainwreck, Riley admits that he broke up with his girlfriend (of two years) a week before dating Lindsay. Nothing says "true love" like a rebound in rehab. OH MY GOSH, someone help this woman make decisions that won't land her in jail or my blog. His ex claims they were engaged, but Riley says no. SHADY!
I need a nap before I can give this girl any empathy. I'm wiped out.
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