Hire a driver, George! Or learn to smoke pot in your damn house.
George was arrested YET AGAIN early Sunday morning when he was found sleeping in his car and in possession of pot.
It's the third arrest in the past eight months.
Is he doing this for attention? Maybe he's narcoleptic. Or maybe he's just an idiot.
George, I'm tired of these arrests. Basically, they are boring and smell of laziness.
At least have some crack on hand. Or be found wandering the streets screaming for Andrew Ridgeley to agree to a Wham! reunion tour.
Give me something more exciting, George.
Just promise not to give me another album.
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