Maddie, Maddie, Maddie

What the hell is going on?

She's not adopting a child. Then, she is. Then, 18-month-old David is being brought to the US with one of her assistants.

Now, David's father claims that he thought Maddie and Guy were only taking David away until he finishes school, and then he would return to his home of Malawi.

Hmmmm......something shady is going on here. And it sounds like the Malawi government isn't going to come out of this looking too well, either.

I'm all for Maddie doing anything other than releasing an album, and if she can help little David by giving him a better life, then more power to her.

I just have a sneaking suspicion this whole thing is going to blow up in her face.

And what about David wanting to return to Malawi once he is an adult? I don't see it happening.

Unless being one of Maddie's dancers at her Vegas shows grows old.

Because you know she is going to be doing that crap someday. See: Celine, Barry, and Cher.

Good luck, David. And watch out for Lola. She seems mean.