Is Bluntski engaged?

Emily Blunt has been spotted around NYC sporting a big diamond on her left hand.

Guess The Office and Verizon ads pay well, young Krasinski.

And on another note, all of this recent Felicity talk makes me think that I'll be breaking out those dvds this weekend. I really miss that show.

To me, it's one of the greats. Terrific writing combined with a stellar cast of actors really took it to another level. And although I am not a fan of love triangles, I have to say that Keri and the two Scotts (which would make a superb band name) really brought out the best in each other. They played off of each other beautifully and made it one of the more difficult decisions for viewers. Whether you were Team Noel (*stink eye*) or Team Ben, you were witness to three tremendous actors showcasing their talents.

Gah! When is the reunion happening????

*UPDATE* John's rep has confirmed the engagement (not to me, silly. To People Magazine). Long live Bluntski!

Minka Jeter?

Gah! What a horrible name. Keep your maiden name, Minka.

Rumors are swirling that Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are secretly engaged and will be marrying this fall. Is that anything like "secretly doing 'roids?" It will come out sooner or later, kids!

Hmmm.....

An insider told good ole' Page Six that they are telling friends to save a date later this year, after baseball season ends.

Well, I'm free after mid-September, so I'd be happy to help with any arrangements that need to be tended to. I am definitely open to helping with the seating chart and greeting guests at the reception and making them sign the guest book. I promise to keep A-Rod away from the festivities by throwing vials of HGH and the telephone numbers of strippers across the street from the reception hall. He'll be too busy to do the electric slide or jump up on stage with Jay-Z and B to sing "Crazy in Love" when there are roids and hos to be had. Kate who?

In other news, when certain people remind me of the many faults of one Mr. Benjamin Covington, it makes me sad. He was far from perfect. *Sigh*

Team Ben, we need to hear from you.

POSSIBLE new couple alert

I repeat: POSSIBLE.

It's from two separate Twitter postings, so take that as you will.

Some dude reported seeing Ryan Gosling and Kat Dennings together at Disneyland. Then Kat posted on her official Twitter saying she was at Disneyland with someone special.

Now, before McGoslings beat themselves to death with boat oars, remember that the dude could have been mistaken. Maybe Kat was there with someone that looked like Ryan.

I know, I know. WHO ELSE ON EARTH LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING AND CAN HE CALL ME?

Ahem.

Maybe it's true. Who knows? Time will tell.

Oars down, McGoslings.

Team Ben vs. Team Noel: Cage match style

As I recover from three straight hours of Project Runway, I have decided to give this blog over to you, loyal readers.

Team Ben? Tell me why. Team Noel. Ditto.

Each was cute, each was infuriating, and each dated women that made me want to scratch my eyes out when they weren't courting Felicity. Give me their Pros and Cons.

Safe weekend, everyone. Go Yanks and say a prayer that I survive a visit from The Diva.

Tim Gunn has no time for nonsense

And he shouldn't. He's Tim Gunn.

Tim, Heidi, and the rest of the gang are finally back on our TiVos tonight. FINALLY. After a bitchy battle between Bravo and Lifetime that has kept Season 6 off the air for months, it is time for not only a new season, but an All-Star edition that I hope will be a fight to the death!

Get out your scissors, sass, and questionable fashion sense, because we are going to Mood to pick out some outrageous fabrics.

I want to see the claws out and the sashays on. Or something. Work it, girls!

The two-hour All-Star edition begins at 8:00, with the Season 6 premiere starting at 10 on new home, Lifetime. Three hours of hysteria and couture, with a Nina Garcia bitch face and a Michael Kors eyeroll thrown in for good measure are a perfect way to kick things off.

And Nicole Kidman is a guest judge on the All-Star edition. Get out your Botox needles, everyone!

Noel Crane gets a job

And it's not just being cute.

Scott Foley, of Felicity and The Unit fame, has been cast in an upcoming episode of L&O: SVU. He'll play someone cute that wasn't as cute as Ben, so he had to marry someone else while Felicity lived happily ever with Ben.

Fen 4 ever!

Scott becomes the 2nd cute guy in Hollywood to suddenly find himself out of regular series work and jumping on to the mean streets of NY with Mariska and Chris. Mr. Wentworth Miller will also bring his piercing eyes to an episode this upcoming season. In fact, the Season Premiere! Oh la.

Scott will be seen in the 4th episode, entitled, "Noel Was Here." HA! Kidding.
It will be entitled "Hammered." Which is clearly what the writers were when they wrote that storyline of Felicity going back in time. I see you pounding back the tequila shots, Abrams and Reeves! You can't fool me.

I know this has been my first post in forever, but work has been a troublesome affair involving listening to others, sending multiple emails to various others, and acting like I care. It wears a girl out, I tell ya!

I am toying with a few new ideas for this site, including a Proj Run recap as well as weekly reader profiles. After those two weeks are over, we'll have to see what else I can come up with! Stay tuned!

Another reason to love Kathy Griffin

I think we are currently up to 4,824,673.

The foreward to Kathy's upcoming book, Official Book Club Selection, is a letter to Oprah.

Yes, that Oprah. Gayle's wife.

It is hilarious. She throws in Dr. Oz, Nate, her mom, Gayle, the Olsen twins and a list of O's celebrity friends.

The book will be released on 9/8.

The season finale of My Life on the D List is next Monday, 8/10.

My favorite story of the day

The next film in the Batman series may have a lot of teeth and gums in it. Well, it will if Miley has anything to say about it!

According to The Globe (uh, yeah), young Ms. Cyrus took off her Hannah Montana weave, threw on a batsuit, and tried to pitch herself to Warner Bros. execs as Batgirl.

Say what now?

The mere thought is turning this rainy day into pure golden sunshine. Oh, that is priceless. Was Billy Ray there to throw out lines of dialogue for her to react to? Did one of the Jonai don a Robin suit and ignite a gay gasp in the conference room? Did Sean Young (who, years ago, dressed as Catwoman and embarrassed herself in front of movie execs) pull her suit out of storage and practice purring in front of a mirror?

Oh, the questions raised by this "story." Gold, Jerry!

Everybody hates Gwyneth, but the Brange likes Mickey D's

GOOP herself was not at Comic Con this weekend. Robert Downey Jr, Jon Favreau, and ScarJo were all there promoting Iron Man 2 without the greatest living actress alive. Was she too busy polishing her Oscar? Perhaps she was in the midst of one of her detox cleanses and couldn't leave the bathroom. Or maybe no one asked her stank self to participate and ScarJo is the woman to get all the press this go round and Bye, Gwyneth!

Let's go with the last one.

(In all honesty, is ScarJo that much better? She acts the fool when she is papped at LAX and covers her face. Ugh. Stop, ScarJo. And tell your husband to get the stick out of his ass, as well. A few more box office bombs and he'll be lucky to be asked back for the Two Guys and a Girl tv movie.)

In other news, the Brange was spotted with some of their brood at a McDonald's drive thru this past weekend. HOW FUN! Could you imagine handing over a bag to Brad filled with some fries and a 6-piece mcnuggets? Hilarious. From the looks of her, I'm pretty confident Angie got a soda at most. Girl, enjoy those fries. They are the best and finally cooked in vegetable oil (or so they say).

Live a little, Angie!

Joey Potter kicks up her heels

Oy.

I don't normally watch So You Think You Can Dance because I only have room for one dance competition in my life and that is Dancing with the Stars. I need some type of celeb to get me to watch, even if they are C or below. Plus, who doesn't love watching Bruno and Len out queen each other? Girls, simmer!

Well, tonight Ms. Katie Holmes is going to borrow a pair of Tom's wedges and strut her stuff on SYTYCD on behalf of the Dizzy Feet Foundation. It's a charity she co-founded to support art studies scholarships for kids. Nice job, Katie. Or Kate. Or Robot. Whichever she answers to these days.

This performance was pre-taped, as Katie is now in Australia shooting a movie. (No, it's not her own version of Benji Button, where instead of getting younger, Katie ages by decades in just a few years. Oh, girl. Doesn't Tom have some concealer you can borrow? Those bags aren't going to cover themselves. At least mine don't.)

Was Tom in the audience when this was taped? Was Katie audited before or after by fellow Scientologists? Are any male dancers involved, and did Tommy Boy hand pick them himself? Questions that need answers!

SYTYCD is on at some point tonight on FOX. I'm guessing an 8:00 start with it being the show's 100th episode.

Chris Brown stole my shirt...kind of

Did you check out the Chris Brown apology video on You Tube? Bitch, please!

First of all, I had a similar shirt to the one he wears in the video when I was in junior high. Ummm....that was in the 80s. Are those shirts making a comeback? Are off center buttons going to be the rage again? Were they ever? I swear that I got that shirt at a cool store. Ummm....possibly. Anyway, is Chris trying to bring this look back to distract people from his nonsense? Nice try, ass. Those gold buttons can only distract for so long!

Secondly, he beat the crap out of Rihanna in February. It's now the third week in July. 5 months for your lawyer to come up with a few minutes of dialogue, have someone write it out on cue cards, find an empty office, and rummage through my Good Will bag so you can have something to wear on camera? Really? Hmmm...FAIL!

Is this ass releasing an album soon? Have we been witness to opening night of the Chris Brown Apology Tour? I'm not buying. Who has money after buying U2 tickets? Those boys don't come cheap. And I don't condone violence that you get a slap on the wrist for after spending months jet skiing and hanging out at clubs like you don't have a care in the world.

Chris, get some counseling and stop this charade. Take some time off and get your life together.

My name is Judgey McJudgerson and I approve this message. Without buttons.

This week sucked

Being the lone administrative drone in the office meant not only extra work, but extra time pretending to care. Ugh. No, you don't have to announce you are going to lunch when I see you leave everyday at the same time. Also, please cut down on the amount of cologne you subject the entire office to. Oh, and please shut your office door so that I am not subjected to phone calls with your brother, who, for some reason that only God knows, you feel the need to call by name every five seconds.

For example: Tom, I'm serious. No, Tom, Tom, seriously, Tom. No, Tom. I mean, Tom.....

While that is going on, I have a look on my face similar to the one Esther wears in the poster for the upcoming film, Orphan. Esther is supposed to be a little devil, but she may be my new hero. I won't judge until I see how annoying that step family is. Maybe they talk on the phone and repeat someone's name over and over. If so, Team Esther!

Yanks are back in action after the All-Star break, so let's hope there is some life in their bats (and HGH in their bodies). I'm sure with a few extra days of sun, A-Hole will be glowing a new shade of orange.

500 Days of Summer opens today. Go out and see it. Looks good and has the makings of my favorite summer film. Until I see Orphan, of course. Don't burn me alive, Esther!

Regular blogging next week....whatever that means.

Sam Ronson hates celebrity home tours

This reminds me of when I went on one with a friend years ago. We drove by the Menendez home and some people that were out on the balcony gave us the finger.

Anyway, Samantha Ronson's home in LA is now a stop on one of those star tours and skinny little Sam has her high tops in a bunch over it. She recently tweeted that she told a tour guide to STFU. Oh, Sam.

I thought the only time DJ Sam was home was late at night/early morning when she is woken up by the sound of Lindsay screaming that she's been robbed or that someone hacked her Blackberry. Wouldn't you think Sam would rather deal with a tour guide than Lindsay? I would. Crack is whack, yo!

If it gets to be too much I'm sure Sam will pack up her stereo and headphones and move out of LA. Because it must be nice to have money to do that. Ugh.

STFU, indeed.

Happy Friday, everyone!

Sheer black shirts on men

Ummmm.....

I don't know where to begin.

Oh, here: MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR THEM. I don't care if you find one in your size or if your girlfriend says you'll be the cutest guy in Da Club if you wear one. First of all, Gag! Secondly, your girlfriend is a loser if she thinks you should wear one and maybe you need to think about why you attract losers over a glass of wine and a good self-help book.

Let's start at the beginning: I used to have a huge crush on Jude Law. Like, I bought magazines if he was on the cover. (How I could afford that when I made less money than I do now is not something to dwell on). Anyway, if you don't know who Jude Law is or are making a face at the mere mention of his name, remember two things: I said USED TO have a crush, as in 'past tense' and ummmm.....did you not see The Talented Mr. Ripley?

Jude was beautiful. Seriously. That accent, that smile, that gleam in his eye. And obviously he was a good actor because he had to put up with Gwyneth's stank attitude but you never saw a hint of "Bitch, please!" on his face.

Jude was fab and everyone loved his performance and he was nominated for Best Supporting Actor by the Academy and won the BAFTA for the role. And he was gracious and charming and married to Sadie Frost and blah blah blah.

Then came the remake of Alfie and his fateful meeting with Sienna Miller.

From then on it was not pretty. Like Maddie without makeup. Left Sadie for Sienna, then had an affair with the nanny, and his career was on a downturn and the more his hair started to recede it was like his body was working against him and actually saying, "Yeah, we want out, you perv. Later!"

Haven't felt the same about Jude since the whole Sienna fiasco because I like to judge and she is stank and a skank and why do men leave their wives for her???? Yes, Balthazar Getty, I'm also looking at you and judging. Tsk Tsk.

Flash forward to now and Jude is getting rave reviews for his starring role in Hamlet over in London. And his hair doesn't look as offensive as a few years ago and he's looked better than he has in a long time.

Then I see a pic of him signing for fans outside the theater in a sheer black shirt. With buttons. And a collar. (Not that it would be okay if it were a sheer black tee, but OMG someone put a collar and buttons on that mess and thought that would make it okay? It doesn't.

As if you weren't dead to me before, Jude.

He may as well have been wearing sandals.

UGH.

I know I haven't posted in a few days and my inbox has been flooded with good wishes and questions as to my whereabouts. Well, first of all, BACK OFF! I answer to no one. Secondly, work has been busy and annoying.

Thanks for your concern, George Glass, and others. Appreciate it!

Where has the time gone?

This week has gotten away from me. What with all the MJ coverage, a sale on Edy's at CVS, and the Yanks playing good baseball, I don't know which end is up.

But, you guys, Kevin Jonas got engaged. OMG! Can you believe it?

GAG! Next!

Neil Patrick Harris did such a good job hosting the Tony's, word is he has been asked to host the Emmy's in September. Love you, Neil. That would be fab and would help heal the painful memory of the five reality hosts from last year. Ugh. Still dry heave at the thought.

Unfortunately, I won't be trying for red carpet bleacher seats this year. In fact, I won't even be watching the ceremony live. (Don't fail me, TiVo!) On September 20th, I will be at Gillette Stadium watching U2 on fold out chairs and cursing people that are tall. Word to all: I will cut anyone that gets on another person's shoulders and blocks my view. You have been warned, dumb girls with dumb boyfriends who will tailgate in the parking lot and then try to make life miserable for those of us who are too old to put up with your crap. Old bitches can be scary and I will not tolerate nonsense.

Happy 4th, everyone!

My money is on Lindsay

They are dropping like flies in Hollywood.

Who will be next?

Well, if I was someone that had money enough to gamble, I would go all in on Lindsay. GIRL IS LOOKING BUSTED. Like a crack whore, yo.

The MGM Grand must be hard up for publicity, so they let Linds and her spray tan AND HER ACTUAL SPRAY TAN PRODUCT invade and infest their hotel this past weekend. Oh la. Spray some orange crap on me and get me to the nearest drug dealer! Mmmm...drugs.

This Thursday, Lindsay turns 23. Being an emaciated has been has never looked so bad.

Oy.

And Dina Lohan probably still thinks she is Mother of the Year.

Farrah Fawcett

RIP, Jill Munroe.

After a very public battle with cancer, Farrah passed away at the age of 62.

I was a huge fan of Charlie's Angels, which Farrah co-starred in from '76-'80. Ummmm....wasn't I too young to be watching that show? Anyway, I always wanted to be Kelly (Jaclyn Smith) when my friends and I played Charlie's Angels. I'm guessing my rationale was that I was also brunette and must have liked Kelly's flowing locks (unlike my frizzy rat's nest). Gah!

Anyway, Farrah said "Later, ladies!" after one season and went on to have a long career in film and television. She took home a Golden Globe for her portrayal of Francine Hughes in The Burning Bed, the 1984 tv movie about an abused wife that finally gets justice. I remember watching that on tv. INTENSE. She was also very good in the tv movie Small Sacrifices, in which she portrayed Diane Downs....a woman that shot her three children (killing one) because they stood in her way of happiness with her married lover. Oy.

Both films are probably on Lifetime at least once a year, so check them out.

A new job for The Diva?

In addition to baking with organic goods and walking around construction sites with workboots and sass, I think I just found a new job for our resident Diva: recapping the trainwreck of Audrina Patridge's new show on MTV.

Sounds like a whole lot of wasted time and money for the network, but they don't seem to mind.

Easily one of the dumbest people alive, I'm sure having a camera follow her around while she fake lives her life and pretends to have a job will be riveting. Appointment television, for sure.

Filming begins at the end of summer.

In other news, our company picnic was lame-o. Mayo-drenched macaroni salad and watermelon slices don't cut it, picnic planners. Vegetarians get the short end of the stick again.

I need some caffeine

Seriously. Very tired the last few days. I'll blame the Yankees mental cruelty by sucking as badly as the Mets. For shame, boys. Time to tap off the syringe and get back to winning. Ugh. Atlanta. Chipper Jones meets his equal in skeeviness with A-Rod.

What else?

Oh, right. J&K+8. Bye bye, marriage. Those kids should run away as fast as they can.

Joe Jonas is a bitter bitch! Last night, he and his eyebrows gave a verbal smack to one Ms. Taylor Swift. Easy, Tweezy. While performing one of their lame ass songs, Much Better, Joe replaced the line "Now I'm done with super stars" with "Now I'm done with country stars." Mmmm hmmm. Could he have been talking about Kenny Chesney? Well, of course. But, I guess the real money is on Taylor. Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Simmer down, Joe Jonas, and use a lower setting on your straight iron.

Cammie D. got a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame yesterday. Was it deserved? Probably not. I mean, she was in two films that I've found entertaining: There's Something About Mary and In Her Shoes. However, she's in a lot of crap that I wouldn't even rent. But that's just me. And toothy Tom Cruise let Katie out of the house long enough for a show of support during the ceremony. How sweet.

The less said about Chris Brown's plea deal, the better.

A worthy opponent for Shiloh

People is reporting that Tom and Gisele are expecting their first child. Good news for those of us that saw pics of her modeling this week and thought she had swallowed half a basketball.

This will be the 2nd child for Tom, who has a son with actress Bridget Moynahan. Guess all the pins in the voodoo dolls didn't work, Bridge.

Congrats to the happy couple, who will undoubtedly want a "Beauty Off" between their child and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. May the best genes win!