Gah! What a horrible name. Keep your maiden name, Minka.
Rumors are swirling that Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are secretly engaged and will be marrying this fall. Is that anything like "secretly doing 'roids?" It will come out sooner or later, kids!
Hmmm.....
An insider told good ole' Page Six that they are telling friends to save a date later this year, after baseball season ends.
Well, I'm free after mid-September, so I'd be happy to help with any arrangements that need to be tended to. I am definitely open to helping with the seating chart and greeting guests at the reception and making them sign the guest book. I promise to keep A-Rod away from the festivities by throwing vials of HGH and the telephone numbers of strippers across the street from the reception hall. He'll be too busy to do the electric slide or jump up on stage with Jay-Z and B to sing "Crazy in Love" when there are roids and hos to be had. Kate who?
In other news, when certain people remind me of the many faults of one Mr. Benjamin Covington, it makes me sad. He was far from perfect. *Sigh*
Team Ben, we need to hear from you.
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Ben was hot. That's all you need to know. No one could wear the same flannel shirt every day of the week and make it look so good. And everyone whispered on that show. Please.
Could it be possible that Minka finally "turned" Derek once and for all???
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