Jen Celotta and Paul Lieberstein, feel my wrath! They are the two writers responsible for The Office finale last night. They are also responsible for my crankiness today. Andy and Angela get engaged, but not Jim and Pam? *smack* Just, no.
That, combined with the Yankees playing like ass, will make this a long summer. HATE!
On a lighter note, Ellen and Portia are getting married now that Cali has decided to recognize gays and lesbians as human beings. With rights! Go figure. Good luck to all of the same-sex couples who will rush to tie the knot and then be as miserable as straights all over the world. Get a pre-nup!
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will be marrying this weekend. Zzzzzzz......
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are sharing crack and poor fashion sense in London. Lock your doors and draw the curtains, Brits! It ain't pretty.
Mariah is still married to Nick Cannon.
Jim and Pam are still not engaged.
Angie and Brad caused a stir on the Kung Fu Panda red carpet. I've never been a big Angie fan, but she tore up the carpet with those twins. Easy, pervs. I meant the twins she is carrying in her stomach, not on her chest. Although, let's be honest, those chest twins are huge. Those kids will not starve. BRAD LOOKED AMAZING, by the way. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
Brad's ex, Ms. Aniston, is hanging with John Mayer and sitting backstage at his concerts. What a groupie!
Still haven't seen John Krasinski, although he has been filming in CT for weeks. Weeks! No, it's fine! Really.
I need a nap.
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