Monday, May 19, 2008

Send in the rainbows

Looks like Mariah and Nick Carey will be having a big blowout of a wedding in NYC in the next few weeks. An "insider" claims that it will be on the same scale as Liza and David Gest's wedding. Wonder if it will end the same way? I can see bitch fights going down in Mimi's walk-in closet, even though Nick isn't gay.

The "insider" goes on to say the budget will probably be around 4 million and Mimi will have at least 14 bridesmaids. Say what???? You know Da Brat will be there in something rough and tumble, but who else would stand up for Mimi? Her dog? That makes 2. She's a Diva, afterall. They have servants, not friends. Maybe she'll have some trannies made up to look like her.

On a separate note, who is this "insider?" How do I apply to become an "insider?" I need to know fast, because I have the scheduled due date of one Mrs. Mary Kennedy-Hall and I need to make some money. Mama's gotta eat! The paps better be willing to pay a pretty penny for this Grade A scoop. Where's Adnan?

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