You want proof?
Gayken is going to be a dad. Yes, that Gayken. Claymates everywhere must have the vapors. Fetch the smelling salts!
Now, before you throw up your breakfast, know that our favorite Closet Case donated his own little Claymates for some artificial insemination. Remember, this boy hates va jay jay.
The mom will be Clay's bestest hetero and record producer, Jaymes Foster (sister of David Foster). It's like Will and Grace if they decided to have a child together afterall. How sweet! Cue the soundtrack to Funny Girl or any Cher concert ever. Get those jazz hands ready!
Well, good for Gayken. I'm sure he'll make a fabulous father. Expect a lot of glitter-covered newborn onesies and matching booties. Can't wait!
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