Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Jump!

Jonah Hill is in negotiations to develop a movie version of 21 Jump Street. You remember Jump Street, right? Two words: Johnny Depp. Two more: Holly Robinson. Please, she was annoying. Will Richard Grieco try to get in on this? You know "The Poor Man's Johnny" needs some work. And those DeLuise boys are always looking for fresh ways to annoy.

I guess there really are no original ideas in Hollywood anymore. I mean, 90210 is coming back, complete with Jennie Garth! Tory is in talks to join the cast as well. Someone hit up Shannen, please. Have her sport some bangs and bitch face and you'll have it made, CW. Duh!

No word yet on whether Jonah will star in the film, but he will be writing the screenplay and serving as Executive Producer. All at the tender age of 25.

No, I'm not jealous. Why do you ask?

Off to fill the fax machine with paper. Yippee!

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