Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Someone is being stank

And her name is The Hills recapper, Jessica. Apparently she is too good for this little ole' blog. Where is my recap, Kimora Lee Simmons? Are you too busy with your fabulosity? Simmer down, sister, and get those fingers typing. I want to hear what I missed while finally watching Thursday's episode of Scrubs (which, btw, was hysterical. JD and Turk are so incredibly gay for each other and I hope that they come out in the finale, which will be on ABC next season. Recognize!).

Ahem.

So, while we wait with bated breath for the adventures of Justin Bobby, let us look at the fact that Ms. Paula Abdul wants to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars next season. Oh, good gracious. Pop a Vicodin and grab a Cosmo, because that would be one hot mess. I don't think Tom Bergeron is up for the challenge of having that loon on his stage. Can you imagine Samantha Harris trying to interview Paula after a performance? Her weave would be crooked and she'd have a handful of pills she'd be desperate to swallow. Appointment television, everyone!

Does this mean P.Ab is tired of Simon, Randy, and the Queen? Has she heard one too many "WTF is Paula on" jokes? She couldn't possibly do both shows, unless they space their seasons out. I think I will space out for a few minutes and think of the possibilities of Paula with Louie Van Amstel. Hot! Although, since Paula used to be a choreographer, wouldn't that give her an unfair advantage? Imagine the cat fights with Louie over whether to do a lift? I would want a live feed of those rehearsals.

Oh, the mind boggles.

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