Wednesday, April 09, 2008

He's fooling no one

Ryan Seacrest has been spotted with Australian actress Sophie Monk over the past few weeks.

Uh huh. Beard!

Sophie was engaged to Benji Madden until a few months ago. Benji is currently seeing how many STDs a body can withstand while he dates Paris Hilton and trots her all over the globe with his band, Good Charlotte. Benji is the brother of Joel Madden(also in the band), who knocked up skeletal Nicole Ritchie and watched her gain a few pounds over 9 months until she popped out baby Harlow.

This is exhausting. I need a frap with extra chocolate, STAT!

So back to Seacrest. Can people ever go on dates to places that aren't paparazzi hangouts? I guess attempting to prove you like the ladies is a full-time job that means only the most well-known restaurants. What's the point of inviting her to your house if you are only planning to pull out your Brad Pitt dvd collection and discuss whether his hair looks better long or short? That could easily be discussed (in hushed whispers) over candlelight at Nobu.

Just remind Sophie to occasionally reach across the table and hold your hand for effect.

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