Monday, April 21, 2008

L. Ron Hubbard allows Tom to take Katie out

Katie and Tom attended another birthday party for Vicki Beckham last night. We get it, Vicks! It's your birthday. Sheeesh. I hope she donated the gifts she received. Or, you know, maybe told people not to get her gifts. What could she possibly need? She doesn't eat, her husband is hot, her kids are adorable, she has way too much money....I'm getting annoyed. Back to Katie, STAT!

K.Ho wore a huge pair of sunglasses (at night). Was it an homage to Corey Hart? I used to love him. Wonder where he is...hmmmm....probably living a life of freedom that Katie can only daydream about.

The glasses remind me of the ones that older woman wore in the Old Navy ads years ago. Well, Katie is looking older than her years lately. Maybe Tom demands she wears them because the sunglasses he has make her look like a man. You never know what that closet case can afford to buy! He's got the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard on his side.

That ghost makes things happen. Scary things.

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