Friday, September 14, 2007

Lock him up and throw away the key!

My favorite ex-football-player-that-got-away-with-murder, OJ Simpson, was questioned by Las Vegas police last night about a robbery that took place at the Palace Station Casino. The what? Never heard of it. Is he not allowed in The Bellagio? I'd buy that.

Alfred Beardsley, a memorabilia dealer, claims that OJ and his entourage robbed him and his associates of sports/OJ trial memorabilia at gunpoint. Oh, boy. Did OJ want the bloody glove back? What an idiot. Was Emmitt Smith's Dancing with the Stars trophy part of this collection? I bet OJ wants it, seeing as he will never be asked on the show. He has bad knees, you know...but still managed to run like the wind after murdering Ron and Nicole.

But I digress.

Should I be surprised OJ has an entourage? No. Far lesser douches than The Juice have people that want to leech off of them. You have to be a pretty desperate/mentally ill person to want to hang out with this guy, but maybe they just really like to golf. Or rob people of a Tom Brady signed football. How's Giselle, Tom? He's another idiot.

Keep your fingers crossed that OJ ends up behind bars. Please, God. Since I'm not going to the Emmys, can I please have this? PLEASE? I'm desperate.

Good luck, Jenna Fischer.

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