Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Jack Bauer loves the sauce

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Tuesday morning in Hollywood. He got hammered at the FOX Fall Casino party and then drove home drunk. Were Jim and Pam there recreating Casino Night? I wish. I love them.

Wait. So, Kiefer was released on $25,000 bail and has to appear in court in October. Will that interfere with filming? Look, judge, 24 needs to come back strong after a shitty season. Don't mess with Jack and the ticking clock! Since the show doesn't come back until January, it better damn well right itself and get back on track.

Kiefer, stop drinking until you are stone cold drunk. Sip your jack and coke and stop talking about how much of a bitch Julia Roberts is. We all know it. She's so annoying, BUT you were the one that wanted to get married. You saw past the mane of hair and horse jaw. I'm sorry that she cast her spell on you, but GET OVER IT. She's married to some loser and keeps popping out kids.

You got the better end of that deal. Don't blow it.

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