In Brit's house!
Who's house? Brit's house!
What the hell am I doing? Oh, yeah. So, Life & Style is reporting that Mother of the Year, Britney Spears, asks her sons to find "mommy's lollipops" when she misplaces her smokes. Wonder what special name she has for her coke. "Boys, go find mommy's fairy dust." Yeah, that'll work.
No wonder these poor kids always look so tired.
Of course, it could also be due to their piss poor diet. Brit supposedly fills their bottles with soda and lets them eat Doritos all the time. Mmmm....remember when Cool Ranch Doritos came out? God only knows what pesticides and spices were sprinkled on each chip, but those things were good.
Right. So, the kids. Man, they have it rough. I wonder if they take care of the dog. I bet they do. You know they've learned how to clean mama's puke out of the rug. Oh, the stories they will tell from behind bars someday. They'll be the most popular kids on the block. Thanks, I'll be here all week!
If only they could learn to tie Brit's nasty weaves together and climb out a window. Good luck, boys!
2 comments:
AH-mazing! It's FAB having you back at the blog, JP! You're my only source for the latest & greatest celeb news. But what? No update on famed comic, MKH and the Mom Show??? What gives? Share the dirt!
Psst....I hear MKH is now a pothead. Oh, what mother comics will do to blow off some steam after a gig. Crazy! I also hear her child has 2 fathers. Those Hollywood folks are crazy!!!
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