Monday, August 20, 2007

SHUT UP, Gwyneth!

Although she hasn't been in the Hollywood spotlight in forever, Mrs. Chris Martin sure does love to bitch and moan about the paparazzi.

The Annoying One was in Chicago to promote some new Estee Lauder perfume(wow!) at Macy's, and (seethed with jealousy) complained about the presence of paps at her hotel because Brad, Ange, and the kids, were in town while Ange filmed her new movie. Retract those claws, Gwen.

Of course she just had to stay at that particular hotel. Mmmm hmmmm. Please. Stalker!

"When Brad and Angelina leave, won't they (paparazzi) go, too?"

Yes, they will. No one wants to hang out waiting for you to do something interesting. Even when she won an Oscar, she couldn't pretend to be anything more then the bore she is.

MEOW!

My initial hatred of Gwen was born from the fact that she dated Brad, BUT, all these years later, I just can't stand how phoney and pompous she is. Even without Brad, she makes me want to scream. Live in England full-time and shut yourself off from Hollywood. It doesn't need you.

I really need a cookie.

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