Thursday, August 09, 2007

The less fortunate will just have to wait

Paris has another album to record, so stop with your needy and your disadvantaged! Ugh!

Did anyone really believe this ho was going to change her ways? Really? Anybody? Kim Kardashian, maybe?

Well, so much for one day being annointed a saint. What a lavish ceremony it would have been. Dogs dressed in the finest couture, coke lines as far as the eye can see, and Hell freezing over while Armageddon tears the world apart. I would have worn something special from the Macy's sales rack.

Although, with Paris recording another album, is Armageddon really that out of the question? Maybe I'll pick up something nice at Target on the way home.

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