No, not Swept Away. I'm talking about happy wife and mother.
The Mrs. dragged Guy, Rocco, and Lourdes to the UK premiere of her latest dud, Arthur and the Invisibles. Guy looked pissed off and bored, Rocco looked like he was dropped on his head one too many times, and Lourdes looked radiant. Seriously, when did she get that great hair? It was Pantene-perfect.
Maddie put on her best gap-toothed smile for photographers and most likely answered questions in that annoying faux-English accent that makes my skin crawl.
The real question, of course, is when she and Guy will split. I'm thinking by summer. Or whenever she sends Baby David back to his biological father. Because you know that isn't going to last.
Just like Maddie's movie career.
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