Apparently, Hayden Christiensen and Sienna Miller are really having sex in the movie Factory Girl. Ummmm......ok. And ew. And he's been rumored to be gay for years. So, what the hell?
When asked to comment, director George Hickenlooper said "no comment." That's a "Yes" in my book. When this movie fails at the box office and doesn't win the critical buzz he hoped it would, I'm sure Mr. Hickenlooper will be selling the "raw footage" for a pretty penny. You know Joe Francis, that Girls Gone Wild douche, will want in on distributing it.
Personally, I think Hayden and Sienna are both skank. He always looks wasted and she always looks dirty. Unless she's on a red carpet, and then she just looks fugly. I don't know why she is seen as a fashion icon in England. Maybe that's just a story she created to heal her broken heart after Jude's nanny lovin'. Of course, Victoria Beckham is photographed at every turn and her "fashion" is always a topic of conversation, so maybe the Sienna story is true. I guess an eating disorder and extensions are as popular in England as they are in America. You'll have no problem fitting in with the LA crowd, Vicks!
The most important part of this story, of course, is that the last name "Hickenlooper" exists. How fun!
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