Not men. Movie roles.
Jessica Biel has landed La Lohan's one-time role in A Woman of No Importance. Good for you, Mary Camden!
See, Linds, this is what happens when you drink too much and snort one too many white lines. You see the inside of a "rehab center," while Derek Jeter's ex gets some bank and a movie role.
Jessica is coming off of a short-lived tryst with one Mr. Justin Timberlake, so I'm sure she's anxious to throw herself into work instead of calling Stephen Collins and asking him to pray that Justin's penis breaks off. Can I get an "Amen" Rev. Camden?
Meanwhile, Lindsay continues to party and look beat. Great job, Wonderland!
2 comments:
Why do you know the characters' names on 7th Heaven? Are you a closet fan?
PLEASE! It's from years of WB promos, so don't even.
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