Tuesday, October 28, 2008

It's the same old song

Breaking news out of Baltimore: The Hills recapper, Jessica, is back to her diva ways.

Shocked? Didn't think so.

After jet-setting to Miami for a long weekend, the disgraced recapper has halted efforts to rebuild her tarnished image by choosing baseball over recaps. Interesting. Last I checked, she was a Yankees fan. Sadly, the Yankees are not in the World Series this year.

That didn't stop someone from saying "Later!" (in her best Lo Bosworth voice) to a new episode of The Hills in favor of watching Game 5 between the Phillies and Rays last night.

A loyal reader, who asked to remain nameless, wrote that she saw Recapper Jessica at a local Baltimore bar after 10pm, enjoying the high life. Said reader also overheard Recapper Jessica laughing and saying, "Maybe I'll get to the recap tomorrow. Maybe not. We'll see."

Someone is drunk with power.

If anyone else has a spotting that they would like to share, I encourage you to do so. I think it is time to expose Recapper Jessica as the heartless diva that fame from a regular Tuesday blog spot has turned her into.

Stay tuned.

2 comments:

Jessica said...

Ridiculous!

The Girl said...

haha i love this blog !!