Poison at the Tony's

This isn't the title of a new murder mystery, but rather a fact about last night's award show.

Seriously. The group Poison. At The Tony's.

Lead by nasty ass mimbo, Bret Michaels, the group performed (well, Bret lip synched) "Nothing But a Good Time" from the 80's homage musical, Rock of Ages.

I hope the front row was up-to-date on their shots. Who knows what you can catch from just being near Bret?

Well, as the song ended, the group was to exit stage right. According to a producer, Bret "missed his mark," and was hit by some scenery for the next performance. Whoops! But, like any good old dude that was in a popular band years ago, Bret wasn't going to let a little scenery to the face get in the way of free booze. The horse-haired playa made his way to the after parties, so he must be okay. Or just hammered enough that he won't feel any pain until Thursday.

NPH as host was divine.