Kiefer Sutherland, AKA bad ass Jack Bauer to us 24 fans, did not care for Proenza Schouler co-founder Jack McCollough's treatment of Brooke Shields, and headbutt the dude on Monday night.
Huh? With a what now?
Let's backtrack.
The Met Costume Institute Gala was held Monday night. There was an afterparty. Kiefer and Brooke were chatting. Reports claim that Jack (a friend of Brooke's) came over and interrupted their conversation by 'jostling' her. Is that slang for 'pinched her ass?'
Apparently, Kiefer demanded an apology from Jack, but Jack was all, "Uh, dude. You're drunk and disorderly and I want to talk to Brooke about her days on Suddenly Susan, so beat it. Oh, and also, this season of 24 started off strong but has become a suckfest of boring, so there!"
Kiefer took that as 'Go Time!' and gave the guy a headbutt and put him into a wrestling move of some type. Was it a Swanton Bomb? Because those are cool.
Brooke's publicist was having none of it either. The official word was that Jack did nothing wrong and that "it's not clear what caused Kiefer to do what he did."
Sigh. Poor Kiefer.
I'm thinking it was clear and that another Jack was involved. The Mr. Daniels variety.
Police were supposed to be interviewing Kiefer and Brooke today.
Time for Chloe to come up with an escape route, Jack.
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