Friday, May 08, 2009

Dina Lohan gives us peace of mind

Just got back from the Cafe Disco and I'm exhausted. So much dancing! And didn't Jim look cute? Back off, Pam!

Okay. So, anyway....Dina Lohan recently explained to reporter David Caplan that Ali Lohan is being home-schooled. Just like big sister Lindsay was at her age. Great!

We can all breathe a sigh of relief.

Although....with Ali living with Linds in LA, and Dina in Long Island, who is home-schooling Ali? Is she taking 'Coke Snorting 101' with Linds? Extra credit if you can find her a dealer around the corner!

I caught the last hour of Mean Girls last weekend on tv. Oh, Linds. She looked healthy and could act. Like, really act. She was funny, she was determined, she was....an actor. Not some strung-out mess that throws eggs at the paparazzi.

Seriously.

Look it up online. The girl is whacked.

And Ali looks like she's at least twice her age.

What the hell is up with the Lohan's? Sad all the way around.

On a brighter note, I'd like to warn all of my Philly readers that if you hear loud voices this weekend, it's my father and sister having a conversation. "Inside voices" mean nothing.

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