After watching the nightmare that was the extended season premiere of Jon and Kate Plus 8, I (foolishly) decided to switch to the last 10 minutes of The Hills. Good gracious. The Diva makes sense of what we all witnessed below.
Another Monday night means another dose of Hills madness...
Isn't it every girl's dream to have a person you're no longer friends with as you exchange your vows? Heidi, I'm over getting Lauren to show up at your wedding and you should be too.
I can't dislike Spencer for a City Slickers reference. I can dislike him for those stupid sunglasses, though.
At least Heidi has enough sense to go to a respectable wedding dress designer. I'm not thrilled with her particular purchase, but we don't really have the same fashion tastes, now do we?
I'm feeling premature awkwardness for the Stephanie-Kelly Cutrone face-off that is going to ensue at this party. One half of the equation is clueless, and the other is just heinous. Recipe for disaster.
Did I just completely miss the great "friendship" that blossomed between Audrina and Brody over the past few years? Get over it Audrina. You were barely good acquaintances.
Paging Kelly Cutrone: you are now paying Lauren to have a gabfest with Heidi in your office. Get her!
Which Hills producer is responsible for penning that little speech for Spencer? It wasn't exactly Shakespeare, but it was about 100 times more intelligent than anything that's come out of his mouth before.
Next week's finale looks full of tears and shocked facial expressions, with a dash of matrimonial craziness thrown in for extra viewing pleasure. Extra double bonus: Kristin's return. Oh, the anticipation.
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