As in, 'After reading about Dina Lohan acting the fool, I was forced to eat chocolate in order to curb my violent rage of hate."
Or something like that.
So, The Always Orange One takes her two skanky daughters to Villa and assumes that they will have no trouble getting in. You know, because she is Dina Lohan and sooo important and her one daughter is a has been but in Dina's world she is still a relevant actress and her other daughter is a never was but in Dina's world is an aspiring singer.
Who cares that the aspiring singer is only 15? She looks at least 3 times that!
Well, the bouncer was having none of it. Who in their right mind would risk their job for the Lohan's? Thankfully, not this dude. He told them to beat it and have a nice life and WHY ARE YOU ORANGE????
So Dina, in a fit of entitlement and mania, screams the question that separates good people and d-bags. Are you ready? I'm sure you know what is coming, but here it is anyway:
"Do you know who I am?"
For real. With a straight face, even. Maybe she is the true "actor" in the family!
Well, little Linds must have been needing a fix (and fast!), because she jumps in with "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!"
OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP LOHAN'S!!!!!
That bouncer deserves a raise. Kudos, sir!
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