Yes, I'm 12 and can't spell out a curse word.
Saw Snakes on a Plane today. Very entertaining. Perfect summer movie....action, comedy, craptastic acting, and snakes.
Sam Jackson really is The Man. How he kept a straight face through some of his dialogue is beyond me. Kudos, Sam!
Julianna Margulies bugged. I loved her on ER and I'm starting to think it's only because I loved her with George Clooney. Her voice grated today. A LOT. I think George should give her a role in Ocean's 13 so I can test my new theory.
There is a really funny music video at the end of the film. Don't know the name of the band, but the song was really dumb(and, therefore, hilarious). Sam makes an appearance wearing one of his signature hats(which I've been over for years, but, he's The Man, so whatever).
Early estimates are that the film is a dud. Friday morning, some movie reviewer for a local radio station thought it could pull in 70 million. He was only 55 million off. With the buzz surrounding the film for the last several months, I was sure it would do at least 30 million. More proof that I know nothing.
The Red Sox are beating the Yankees and I feel blind rage coming on. If only I could unleash some snakes into their dugout.
Ooh! I smell sequel if any studio would like to take a chance.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Seeing red
Next weekend, my brother, Rob, and I will be flying to California and sitting in the bleachers at the Emmy's.
Yes, I am excited. Yes, I will elbow other ticket holders out of the way for a front row bleacher seat. It might get ugly.
Speaking of ugly, thanks for nothing "discount" travel sites. I'm paying out the ass in order to see Patrick Dempsey in a tux. Yes, I know. It IS worth it. I just hope I'm still on that high when my Visa bill arrives next month.
Some of my favorite television stars will be on the red carpet, and I really want them to acknowledge me. It's sick, I know. Deep down, though, I feel I deserve a wave, photo op, and an invite to an afterparty. Or two.
Cast of Scrubs, your show is on my TiVo Season Pass, afterall! Cast of The Office(also a Season Pass), I watched your first season when very few people did! Grey's Anatomy(yes, Season Pass), I stayed up until 11:00 on Sunday nights to watch you!
At the very least, an informal Meet-n-Greet is in order.
And before the real stars arrive, I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for Melissa Rivers. Seacrest is bad enough, but this freakshow is a mess. She, like her mother, doesn't know half the people she's talking to. And, no, Missy, not everyone looks "AMAZING!" Please.
I wonder if heckling is allowed.
Yes, I am excited. Yes, I will elbow other ticket holders out of the way for a front row bleacher seat. It might get ugly.
Speaking of ugly, thanks for nothing "discount" travel sites. I'm paying out the ass in order to see Patrick Dempsey in a tux. Yes, I know. It IS worth it. I just hope I'm still on that high when my Visa bill arrives next month.
Some of my favorite television stars will be on the red carpet, and I really want them to acknowledge me. It's sick, I know. Deep down, though, I feel I deserve a wave, photo op, and an invite to an afterparty. Or two.
Cast of Scrubs, your show is on my TiVo Season Pass, afterall! Cast of The Office(also a Season Pass), I watched your first season when very few people did! Grey's Anatomy(yes, Season Pass), I stayed up until 11:00 on Sunday nights to watch you!
At the very least, an informal Meet-n-Greet is in order.
And before the real stars arrive, I'm going to keep my eyes peeled for Melissa Rivers. Seacrest is bad enough, but this freakshow is a mess. She, like her mother, doesn't know half the people she's talking to. And, no, Missy, not everyone looks "AMAZING!" Please.
I wonder if heckling is allowed.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Welcome!
Life is weird.
One day you are the last person on the planet to have an internet connection, and the next you are starting your own blog.
So, here it is. I figure if Paris Hilton can consider herself the hardest working person she knows, and Joey Potter can have Tom Cruise's(or L. Ron Hubbard's)baby, than I can start a blog.
I'd like to start off by bowing down to the WE network for bringing back Felicity. Although I have all four seasons on dvd, I love watching episodes as if its a current series.
Today is "My Best Friend's Wedding." Did I love the storyline of Felicity sleeping with Noel? No. Did I love how cute Scott Speedman looked with a shaved head and scruff? Yes. Poor writing is (almost) completely forgiven when Ben looks this good. And Amy Aquino is in this episode, and she is amazing as Dr. Toni Pavone.
Elena is about to not marry Tracy(played by Donald Faison). Oh, and Donald is supposedly dating Cacee Cobb(Jessica Simpson's friend/assistant/fellow ass). So, he is going to have to do some serious dancing on Scrubs this season to get back in my good graces. I think Zach Braff needs to organize an intervention, pronto.
Call me for an invite, Zach! I'd love to be there.
I'll make my play when I see them on the red carpet for the Emmy's. More to come on that.
Awww. Sean and Meghan got married. What a cool couple. And, I believe, the first to combine their first names.....Smeghan. Love them! Suck it, Bennifer(1 and 2).
Well, have a great night. Try to catch the season finale of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's a really hilarious show that F/X better have the good sense to bring back.
Trust me, F/X, you don't want my wrath. See: J.J. Abrams.
Definitely more to come on that.
One day you are the last person on the planet to have an internet connection, and the next you are starting your own blog.
So, here it is. I figure if Paris Hilton can consider herself the hardest working person she knows, and Joey Potter can have Tom Cruise's(or L. Ron Hubbard's)baby, than I can start a blog.
I'd like to start off by bowing down to the WE network for bringing back Felicity. Although I have all four seasons on dvd, I love watching episodes as if its a current series.
Today is "My Best Friend's Wedding." Did I love the storyline of Felicity sleeping with Noel? No. Did I love how cute Scott Speedman looked with a shaved head and scruff? Yes. Poor writing is (almost) completely forgiven when Ben looks this good. And Amy Aquino is in this episode, and she is amazing as Dr. Toni Pavone.
Elena is about to not marry Tracy(played by Donald Faison). Oh, and Donald is supposedly dating Cacee Cobb(Jessica Simpson's friend/assistant/fellow ass). So, he is going to have to do some serious dancing on Scrubs this season to get back in my good graces. I think Zach Braff needs to organize an intervention, pronto.
Call me for an invite, Zach! I'd love to be there.
I'll make my play when I see them on the red carpet for the Emmy's. More to come on that.
Awww. Sean and Meghan got married. What a cool couple. And, I believe, the first to combine their first names.....Smeghan. Love them! Suck it, Bennifer(1 and 2).
Well, have a great night. Try to catch the season finale of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's a really hilarious show that F/X better have the good sense to bring back.
Trust me, F/X, you don't want my wrath. See: J.J. Abrams.
Definitely more to come on that.
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