I can't stand Jennifer Garner.
True story.
Her "oh golly" attitude grated ever since she dropped Michael Vartan for Benji Affleck. My Sidney Bristow was dead to me, as was Jen's appeal. NEXT!
Last night, in a segment on Jay Leno's show entitled "Earn Your Plug," she had to name the starting lineup of the Boston Red Sox while wearing a Yankees cap (she's not worthy) and holding a framed photo of Derek Jeter (again, not worthy).
J Gar decides to be "cute" by wearing the cap backwards (Uh, you are no Luke Danes!) and stating that Jeter was her "least favorite Yankee." Say what, ho? Is it because he doesn't freebase steroids like Papi or display full on roid rage like her beloved Youk? Bitch, please. Go buy some Rogaine for your husband and shut it.
Varty, she did you a favor.
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She WOULD. Awful. Completely awful.
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