It is with a heavy heart (and a stomach full of leftover rice) that I inform all of my loyal readers (especially you, George Glass!) that The Diva will no longer be recapping The Hills for this website.
I know. I know. It's a dark day.
Actually, it's Cloudy with a Chance of (Tofu) Meatballs.
But seriously, folks, our Diva has determined that she can no longer subject her intellect to a show that has none. Watching a group of overpaid brats whine, pout, pretend to work, whine, pout, eat dinner, go to clubs, pretend to have problems, and give each other the side eye was just too exhausting. I mean, Justin Bobby brought too much drama for one Diva to recap! Time for a nap.
Not to mention that with Penn State football and New York Yankee baseball to watch, there is very little time for nonsense. Tis the season to be true to your school and Minka Kelly's boyfriend. Bitches and homeless-looking boys will have to live fake lives without the Diva's stink eye. Let's see how long they last!
I'm sure we will hear from The Diva again before too long. Perhaps she will grant us an exclusive interview about what she plans on buying her sister for Christmas (cash means love). Fingers crossed!
Godspeed, Diva.
4 comments:
sad day! i had to google george glass haha
Ha! George Glass is the best.
The Diva has certainly left a void on this site. But that could just be from her heavy feet.
I don't have heavy feet!
Fine. Heavy legs. Something makes noise when you go down stairs.
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