Uh, like every day.
So, Vicki Beckham took adorable little Cruz Beckham to The Grove on Tuesday. There were paparazzi (of course) and Vicki was sporting a Forest Green mini and killer Christian Louboutin boots and OH MY GOSH, Vicki, can you ever not dress like a fembot when out in public?
I know you want everyone to know that not eating is giving you the body you've always wanted. You know, where there is no difference between your thigh and calf and your leg just looks like one long stick? Ugh. And those fake breasts on that tiny frame? Ridiculous. And disturbing. And her purses weigh more than her and it's really all too much. Just stop and eat and come to terms with the fact that David is a guy and he will look at other women (LA Laker cheerleaders) and whatever, because he comes home to you and your kids are way too cute and enjoy your life.
Thankfully, Cruz classed the trip up with his fun designer shades and Santa hat. He looked like he was dressed to make a cameo on Bindi Irwin's animal show, but that just makes everyone love him more. Like me.
Mission accomplished, little Cruz!
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