Monday, August 11, 2008

Donna Martin says "Oh hell, no!"

Last month, it was reported that bad breast job recipient Tori Spelling was dropping out of the new 90210 because she just had her 2nd child. She said that she was hoping to pop up later in the season.

Well, turns out that money is the real reason. Check it: Tori was offered $10,000-$20,000/episode, but Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth were offered $35,000-$50,000/episode. Ouch!

I can see feeling slighted, but Donna was a third wheel, let's not lie. I mean, it was Brenda and Kelly fighting over Dylan, remember? Oh, and when Dean Cain got involved in that mess? Rick, you were caught in the middle of some crazy nonsense! You shouldn't have fallen for Brenda's lame French accent. And those bangs! Wasn't she wearing headbands? Not a good look. Remember when Brenda discovered that Kelly and Dylan were seeing each other naked in the cabanas at the BH Beach Club? Extend those claws, ladies.

I guess Tori is embarrassed, but shouldn't she already feel embarrassed because of that lame Oxygen show with her nasty husband? Or how she got screwed out of millions in her father's will? Poor Tori.

Should the CW take pity on her? Maybe. All I know is that Dawn Ostroff, the head of the CW, has her ass on the line. The CW is under performing as a whole, and this new series is looked at as a glimmer of hope.

I'd update that resume, Dawn.

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