So, Eminem is apparently fat and had pneumonia over Christmas. Yawn.
Why did he stop making music? I liked it when he made fun of people. Perhaps, like me, he became overwhelmed with just how many people there are to make fun of in the world. It's really exhausting to think about. I mean, just start with everyone on The Hills and you'll lose sleep at night. Oh, he and Justin Bobby should totally do a duet! See, that will keep you up at night, too.
Maybe Marshall can buddy up with Queen Latifah and join Jenny Craig this year. All hail the Queen! She won't put up with him whining about portion size. She's an Academy Award nominee! Oh, wait. So is he!
I smell a concept cd all about food.
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