Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Alright, alright, alright

So, Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend are going to have a baby. That kid will shoot out of the womb demanding a joint and some bongos as sure as I type this.

Oh, Matthew. Remember when he dated Sandra Bullock? I can't see her putting up with his red eyes and case of the munchies. I wonder if that's what broke them up. Maybe he didn't bathe regularly. I could see that. He doesn't look like someone who keeps a supply of Irish Spring in his linen closet.

Best of luck to Matty and his girlfriend. Even more luck to him with that new movie he has coming out with Kate Hudson. It looks horrible.

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