Sunday, January 06, 2008

For the love of bad weaves

What is the best way to get over a 24-hour hospital stay, a visit from ratings-starved Dr. Phil, and loss of custody of your children? Apparently it's sipping mimosas with the paparazzi.

Britney was spotted with her weird pap acquaintance, Adnan Ghalib, in Palm Desert this morning. Ummmm....in the immortal words of Ms. Whoopi Goldberg in the movie Ghost, "Girl, you in danger."

What the hell???? Get help! Get meds! Why won't someone have the balls to help this woman? She doesn't need more attention from freaks and enablers and photographers. She needs therapy and medication that will help her cope with her life. Justin, where are you with some encouraging words? Maybe Lance Bass should step in. JC? You know he's got nothing better to do(besides try to keep the closet door closed).

Seriously, doesn't anyone from The Mickey Mouse Club want to offer help? Even a visit from the person dressing as Goofy at the Magic Kingdom would be a help at this point.

What a mess.

2 comments:

SKS said...

Girl!

Okay so you called another one: Brit & Reality - OVER!

When life tosses ya a load of b.s. - just think - y'all could be a part of the Spears family!

Bump alert! Which kid will pop out 1st? Brit's sis'? Or MK-H's? Oooh! Mine will just sit on the sideline and yawn.

P.S. - When did Hilary Swank's career get flushed? Or maybe I'm giving more credit than is due to the former BH90210/ "Growing Pains" starlet...lest I forget the "Next Karate Kid..."

Does anyone else find the "America's Next Top Model" marathons as run on VH-1 as riveting as I do? I just personally identify with those gals so much - y'know?

Heart,

Saleisha

JP said...

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAA! I think Jamie Lynn is going to pop first. Maybe she can be Mary's nanny! Would you like to set up a playdate? No? I'm actually thinking of asking Hilary to give back her Oscar's because of PS I Love You. OY! America's Next Top Model is a trainwreck that refuses to end. Tyra, her queens, her weaves, and those skeleton women are out of control. So scary.