And this time with twins!
My gosh, I'm exhausted by the four they already have. Oh, wait. They aren't my kids.....why am I exhausted? I guess I have sympathy exhaustion.
If Angie is pregnant with twins, it will be the first time she was at a healthy weight since Tomb Raider.
Best of luck to them even if this rumor turns out to be false. Four kids is a lot!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Alba is very annoying
Jessica Alba is annoying. There, I said it.
Do you agree?
She said in a recent interview that she is "paranoid" about breastfeeding her baby. She's actually more concerned with breastfeeding than actually giving birth. Uh...okay. I don't know. Seems that pushing a human out of your peesh might be more nerve-wracking than breastfeeding, but I'm not pregnant or currently possessing any maternal instincts, so what do I know?
I think she should actually be more concerned that she is having a baby with someone named Cash.
Do you agree?
She said in a recent interview that she is "paranoid" about breastfeeding her baby. She's actually more concerned with breastfeeding than actually giving birth. Uh...okay. I don't know. Seems that pushing a human out of your peesh might be more nerve-wracking than breastfeeding, but I'm not pregnant or currently possessing any maternal instincts, so what do I know?
I think she should actually be more concerned that she is having a baby with someone named Cash.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
R.I.P.
Heath Ledger was found dead in his NY apartment this afternoon. He was only 28-years-old.
Heath leaves behind a 2-year-old daughter, Matilda Rose, from his relationship with fellow actor, Michelle Williams.
There are reports that he suffered from depression and a substance abuse problem. An unconfirmed report states that over-the-counter sleeping pills and prescribed sleeping pills were found near his body.
We here at Bitter By Design wish his family well as they deal with his sudden death.
Our The Hills contributor has been a big fan of Heath's since 10 Things I Hate About You, and she mourns his loss.
Heath leaves behind a 2-year-old daughter, Matilda Rose, from his relationship with fellow actor, Michelle Williams.
There are reports that he suffered from depression and a substance abuse problem. An unconfirmed report states that over-the-counter sleeping pills and prescribed sleeping pills were found near his body.
We here at Bitter By Design wish his family well as they deal with his sudden death.
Our The Hills contributor has been a big fan of Heath's since 10 Things I Hate About You, and she mourns his loss.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Alright, alright, alright
So, Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend are going to have a baby. That kid will shoot out of the womb demanding a joint and some bongos as sure as I type this.
Oh, Matthew. Remember when he dated Sandra Bullock? I can't see her putting up with his red eyes and case of the munchies. I wonder if that's what broke them up. Maybe he didn't bathe regularly. I could see that. He doesn't look like someone who keeps a supply of Irish Spring in his linen closet.
Best of luck to Matty and his girlfriend. Even more luck to him with that new movie he has coming out with Kate Hudson. It looks horrible.
Oh, Matthew. Remember when he dated Sandra Bullock? I can't see her putting up with his red eyes and case of the munchies. I wonder if that's what broke them up. Maybe he didn't bathe regularly. I could see that. He doesn't look like someone who keeps a supply of Irish Spring in his linen closet.
Best of luck to Matty and his girlfriend. Even more luck to him with that new movie he has coming out with Kate Hudson. It looks horrible.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Time to make more babies
The new issue of OK! Magazine claims that Brit wants to have more children and convert to Islam for her new married lover.
First of all, I hate the word "lover." Gag. Secondly, someone take away her uterus! She's used it enough for one lifetime. The woman can't be trusted to pick out decent weaves, or get herself to court less than 3 hours late....maybe she shouldn't be trusted to have more children. She can't keep hold of the two she already has. "Where are the little people that I feed Cheetos to, y'all?"
Do you think the boys are watching Kevin on One Tree Hill tonight? Oy. Well, at least he's getting work. Although, I heard that he wasn't actually singing on the show. Who got that gig? Who was paid to be the voice that K-Fed lip syncs to? William Hung?
Seriously, though. Someone get on that uterus removal.
First of all, I hate the word "lover." Gag. Secondly, someone take away her uterus! She's used it enough for one lifetime. The woman can't be trusted to pick out decent weaves, or get herself to court less than 3 hours late....maybe she shouldn't be trusted to have more children. She can't keep hold of the two she already has. "Where are the little people that I feed Cheetos to, y'all?"
Do you think the boys are watching Kevin on One Tree Hill tonight? Oy. Well, at least he's getting work. Although, I heard that he wasn't actually singing on the show. Who got that gig? Who was paid to be the voice that K-Fed lip syncs to? William Hung?
Seriously, though. Someone get on that uterus removal.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
The Nominees for Worst Golden Globes Banter
Billy Bush and Nancy O'Dell: Access Hollywood
Ben Lyons, Kristin Dos Santos, and Ryan Seacrest: E!
And the winners are: TOO CLOSE TO CALL! They all sucked.
Oh my gosh, this was the worst. The Golden Globes were scaled back this year because of the ongoing Writer's Strike, and the winners were announced via press conference. Instead of A-Listers like George Clooney and Alec Baldwin announcing the winners, we were treated to Mary Hart (giving someone, somewhere, a seizure with her voice) and Lara Spencer reading off the winners one right after the other. YAWN!
On the bright side, Tina Fey won Best Actress in a Comedy. On the dark, evil side, we were denied what I'm sure would have been a hilarious speech from Tina. In the immortal word of Liz Lemon, "Blergh!" Thrilled, also, that Extras won Best Comedy. Such a wonderful, funny show with an amazing cast. Love ya, Ricky!
Other people won other awards but I really don't care to remember. Luckily, the SAG Awards will be held in 2 weeks, and SAG has made a deal with the Writer's Guild, so that show will definitely be on. Actors need their awards, dammit!
Ben Lyons, Kristin Dos Santos, and Ryan Seacrest: E!
And the winners are: TOO CLOSE TO CALL! They all sucked.
Oh my gosh, this was the worst. The Golden Globes were scaled back this year because of the ongoing Writer's Strike, and the winners were announced via press conference. Instead of A-Listers like George Clooney and Alec Baldwin announcing the winners, we were treated to Mary Hart (giving someone, somewhere, a seizure with her voice) and Lara Spencer reading off the winners one right after the other. YAWN!
On the bright side, Tina Fey won Best Actress in a Comedy. On the dark, evil side, we were denied what I'm sure would have been a hilarious speech from Tina. In the immortal word of Liz Lemon, "Blergh!" Thrilled, also, that Extras won Best Comedy. Such a wonderful, funny show with an amazing cast. Love ya, Ricky!
Other people won other awards but I really don't care to remember. Luckily, the SAG Awards will be held in 2 weeks, and SAG has made a deal with the Writer's Guild, so that show will definitely be on. Actors need their awards, dammit!
Friday, January 11, 2008
Nicole Richie has a baby girl
I bet it weighs more than she does! Her name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Diva-in-training!!
XTina is giving birth at the same hospital. Whatever she has, it will surely come out with a fake tan and plenty of concealer.
XTina is giving birth at the same hospital. Whatever she has, it will surely come out with a fake tan and plenty of concealer.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Pam Anderson not pregnant
Thank you, God!
That's one less client for a psychiatrist, but it's really for the best.
That's one less client for a psychiatrist, but it's really for the best.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Has he called Jenny yet?
So, Eminem is apparently fat and had pneumonia over Christmas. Yawn.
Why did he stop making music? I liked it when he made fun of people. Perhaps, like me, he became overwhelmed with just how many people there are to make fun of in the world. It's really exhausting to think about. I mean, just start with everyone on The Hills and you'll lose sleep at night. Oh, he and Justin Bobby should totally do a duet! See, that will keep you up at night, too.
Maybe Marshall can buddy up with Queen Latifah and join Jenny Craig this year. All hail the Queen! She won't put up with him whining about portion size. She's an Academy Award nominee! Oh, wait. So is he!
I smell a concept cd all about food.
Why did he stop making music? I liked it when he made fun of people. Perhaps, like me, he became overwhelmed with just how many people there are to make fun of in the world. It's really exhausting to think about. I mean, just start with everyone on The Hills and you'll lose sleep at night. Oh, he and Justin Bobby should totally do a duet! See, that will keep you up at night, too.
Maybe Marshall can buddy up with Queen Latifah and join Jenny Craig this year. All hail the Queen! She won't put up with him whining about portion size. She's an Academy Award nominee! Oh, wait. So is he!
I smell a concept cd all about food.
Monday, January 07, 2008
Botox robot is pregnant
Or, as she's known in the film industry, Nicole Kidman.
Congrats to Nic and Keith Urban. Nicole has suffered miscarriages in the past, so I do wish her the best with this pregnancy.
I read that you can't receive botox injections while pregnant, so expect her to go into hiding until the baby is born. Stepford Wives can't have wrinkles! That was a great remake, wasn't it? Gag.
A baby will also be a good excuse to not make any movies for a while. Her star has certainly not been shining brightly at the box office lately, and a break from poor movie roles may just be what Nic needs.
Just call me your judge and jury, Kidman!
Congrats to Nic and Keith Urban. Nicole has suffered miscarriages in the past, so I do wish her the best with this pregnancy.
I read that you can't receive botox injections while pregnant, so expect her to go into hiding until the baby is born. Stepford Wives can't have wrinkles! That was a great remake, wasn't it? Gag.
A baby will also be a good excuse to not make any movies for a while. Her star has certainly not been shining brightly at the box office lately, and a break from poor movie roles may just be what Nic needs.
Just call me your judge and jury, Kidman!
Sunday, January 06, 2008
For the love of bad weaves
What is the best way to get over a 24-hour hospital stay, a visit from ratings-starved Dr. Phil, and loss of custody of your children? Apparently it's sipping mimosas with the paparazzi.
Britney was spotted with her weird pap acquaintance, Adnan Ghalib, in Palm Desert this morning. Ummmm....in the immortal words of Ms. Whoopi Goldberg in the movie Ghost, "Girl, you in danger."
What the hell???? Get help! Get meds! Why won't someone have the balls to help this woman? She doesn't need more attention from freaks and enablers and photographers. She needs therapy and medication that will help her cope with her life. Justin, where are you with some encouraging words? Maybe Lance Bass should step in. JC? You know he's got nothing better to do(besides try to keep the closet door closed).
Seriously, doesn't anyone from The Mickey Mouse Club want to offer help? Even a visit from the person dressing as Goofy at the Magic Kingdom would be a help at this point.
What a mess.
Britney was spotted with her weird pap acquaintance, Adnan Ghalib, in Palm Desert this morning. Ummmm....in the immortal words of Ms. Whoopi Goldberg in the movie Ghost, "Girl, you in danger."
What the hell???? Get help! Get meds! Why won't someone have the balls to help this woman? She doesn't need more attention from freaks and enablers and photographers. She needs therapy and medication that will help her cope with her life. Justin, where are you with some encouraging words? Maybe Lance Bass should step in. JC? You know he's got nothing better to do(besides try to keep the closet door closed).
Seriously, doesn't anyone from The Mickey Mouse Club want to offer help? Even a visit from the person dressing as Goofy at the Magic Kingdom would be a help at this point.
What a mess.
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