Good golly, this show is a trying experience. Guest recapper Jessica makes it more tolerable...actually, forget the "more."
On with the recap:
10:00--Right out of the gate we get the first bitchy eye roll of the night. Chances are this won't be the last. This one is provided by Spencer. What a weenie he is being about getting married. But with that weenie-rific beach proposal, I'm not really surprised.
10:01--Wow Audrina, are those 3 pound weights you're lifting at the gym? I'm...not impressed.
10:03--The song "Baby Love" is playing in the background as Speidi heads to check out a wedding site. The only reason I mention the song is because it is performed by Nicole Scherzinger aka the lead Pussycat Doll. And of course we all know that Nic and Talan from LB dated at one point. Thank you and this was tonight's edition of Six Degrees of Laguna Beach.
10:05--The girls head to a bar named Big Wang's. Wherever my brothers are right now, and although they are not watching this show, they are laughing simply because they sense such a bar exists.
10:12--Whitney is on a weird half date, half workout session with her trainer. They talk about the weather. Awkward.
10:13--Heidi is most excited to wear a crown and eat pastries at her wedding. I'm not down with a crown but I can't say anything against a good pastry. Didn't she wear a tiara at her birthday last season? She needs to get over this pretend royalty phase, no?
10:14--Whitney and the trainer are on a legit date and AGAIN the weather comes up in convo. I'm calling a crash and burn here.
10:17--Spencer suprises Heidi with a matrimonial trip to Vegas. And she counters by taking off her engagement ring and leaving it on the table. The gauntlet (the ring) has clearly been thrown.
10:25--Lauren, like any self-respecting girl would do, asks Whitney how her date's shoes rated because if you're not feeling the shoes, you can't be feeling the guy. Whit's bad shoe prognosis means its back to the weight room for you Mr. Trainer Man. No Whitney for you.
10:28--Spence apologizes to Heidi, they're back on for the wedding, blah blah blah etc etc. I'm not really that into this storyline unless it provides drama. End of story.
***Scenes for next week look ridiculously delicious. We'll get a taste of not only Spencer's sister, but also a club confrontation with Justin Bobby. Make sure to go easy on the turkey (or tofurkey for my vegetarian people out there) so you can make it back here for next week's ep in tip top form.***
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