Just when you thought he couldn't get any more annoying

John Mayer ups the ante on his foolishness.

Did you know he was on a four-day music cruise to Mexico? And that the ship is called the 'Mayercraft Carrier 2?' Ugh.

John pulled on his whitest short shorts and donned his Captain's hat (channeling a more flamboyant Captain Stubing, perhaps?) and showed off a pair of skinny, hairy legs. Gag.

Jennifer Aniston went from Brad to Vince to John. Life isn't always fair, is it Jenny?

Almost as upsetting as the prospect of being trapped on a boat with John Mayer, is the fact that people spent money to be trapped on a boat with John Mayer. Like, they voluntarily paid money to spend time with him. On a boat. In the ocean.

I feel like a moment of reflection is needed. Followed by a shot of Pepto.