I don't. Of course, the only drug I'm addicted to is LIFE. HA!
But seriously, folks, it's time for Ms. Amy Winehouse to put down the pipe and hold on to her beehive. Her record label, Universal, said she needs to get it together or they will not be releasing her next record. Oh, S-N-A-P! How can she pay for crack without royalties?
Amy is currently working on the theme to the next James Bond film, Quantum of Solace with DJ Mark Ronson. Mark used to be engaged to my favorite comedic actress on the planet, Rashida Jones. Remember how funny she was on The Office when she...umm...when she did that thing...oh, right, SHE WAS NEVER FUNNY ON THE OFFICE. Enjoy Utica, Karen!
Best of luck to you, Amy. I know you are busy with the drugs, downing shots while holding babies, and visiting your Blake in the pokey, but find the time for some detox, girl. And get that skin condition under wraps. Nasty.
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