Remember that train wreck from last year? The vacant eyes, the inability to lip sync, the horrendous weave, the ridiculous outfit?
I remember sitting in stunned silence while Brit tried to strut her medicated stuff around the smallest amount of stage as possible. Remember when they cut to Rihanna, and she was like, "Who slipped me a roofie, because this can't be real!" I know, RiRi. It was wild!
Fast forward to a year later. Brit has a (slightly) better weave, she's dropped Sam Lufti and Adnan from her cellphone address book, she's working out, smiling, hanging with her kids, listening to her dad, recording in the studio, and looks like she could form a sentence without the use of flash cards. Oh, and she guested on How I Met Your Mother, but I feel the less we talk about that, the better (you know that's what NPH thinks, too).
Although Brit has come a long way, she will not be unveiling a coherent version of herself at this year's VMAs. Larry Rudolph, who must be thrilled to have her back under his wing (cha ching!), had one of his reps (these people need to get over themselves) announce that there was never a plan to have Brit perform.
Uh huh.
Perhaps she will attend, though. Kim Vo, her stylist, (who looks like a toned-down version of Season 1 Project Runway designer Austin Scarlett) said he was working on a few new looks for her.
KIM, PLEASE GET HER A DECENT WEAVE.
That would be a red carpet look no one could forget.
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