Monday, July 21, 2008

Tori Spelling lies

Tori claims to be thrilled to hear that Shannen Doherty will be joining her and appearing in several episodes of the CW's new 90210. Uh huh!

And Steve Sanders is a Mensa member!

Shannen will be reprising her role of Brenda Walsh for the new show, and will come in with guns blazing, I'm sure. Will she still wear bangs that fall in her face and cause her to blink EVERY SECOND OF HER LIFE? That is the question.

Brenda is now a drama teacher and will direct a play at good ole' West Beverly. Appropriate, as Brenda knew from drama while on the show. Will David Silver be doing the score on his keyboard? Will Steve provide tank tops for the boys in the cast?

Now, I know that Tori was the one person that remained tight with Shannen after all of Shannen's nonsense and eye rolling on set, but I thought that even Tori grew tired of the drama. And, I mean, if Tori Spelling grows tired of your stank attitude and tells you to beat it, something is wrong and you really need to look inward or read a self-help book to get it together. At least Shannen got rid of nasty-ass Rick Solomon before he picked up an STD (or 12) from Paris and Pam.

Shannen is the fourth member of the original cast to be joining the spin-off. In addition to Tori, Jennie Garth will be back as Kelly Taylor, now a counselor at West Beverly, and Joe E. Tata will be back as Nat (at least in the pilot). The Peach Pit lives!

Did the Peach Pit After Dark survive? Where is Jamie Walters? You know Ray Pruit still needs extra money to buy that other "T."

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