Do you know why?
Because Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban named their daughter Sunday, and I want to compete! Everything in life is a competition, after all.
Sunday Rose Kidman was born....wait for it....on a Monday. Today. This Monday. So, it makes sense for her to be named Sunday. Like, never.
Is Botox to blame for this name? Has it permanently paralyzed Nic's forehead AND BRAIN? Or was this Keith's suggestion after hitting the bottle? Maybe he thought today was Sunday? The whole thing stinks of shady.
You know what else stinks? NY subway stations in the summer. But, I did meet Stephen Pasquale from Rescue Me on Saturday, so I don't care about the stink of summer in NY! Stephen is cute, and cute trumps stink.
Most of the time.
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