Friday, July 25, 2008

Anyone watching Bikini or Bust?

It's a new TLC series on Friday nights after What Not to Wear. Now that Johnny K. is getting ready to start Season 5 of The Office, my Friday nights are free. Love you, John! Thanks for a great few weeks of pretend dates!

Ahem.

So, Ashley Paige is a bikini designer that has no money to make her designs in bulk. She needs a backer or fairy godmother to supply the cash so she can make millions of ruffled bikinis for the masses. Somehow she barely scrapes together the rent for her studio and I assume she is paying her staff. She is too flighty to work with for them to be doing this for free.

Did I mention she loves candles? She is very mystical and into seances and spirits and she is so someone I would not be friends with for even a minute. But there is something intriguing about her never having money (check!), not having a boyfriend (check!), and having her mother around constantly (check!). If I was creative, had stringy hair in desperate need of conditioning, and weighed 90 lbs., we could be twins.

Check out TLC Friday nights at 10:00pm and watch this mess.

Also, Amy Winehouse thinks her drug addict husband would make a great father. Crackheads are so funny!

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