The Hills

Another episode of mayhem that begs to be broken down and snarked on:

Is Whitney so busy using up all her cell phone minutes chatting away with the gross Australian that she can't find the time to brush her hair? I expect so much more from you Whit. Where has the undying poise from seasons past gone?

J. Bobby enjoys roaming around Venice Beach's boardwalk. Ah yes, that makes so much sense. He actually seems normal in the middle of that scene.

How did these two idiots (I'm talking about Heidi and Spencer, NOT the Aftershow hosts for once) score a guest spot on How I Met Your Mother? CBS should be ashamed.

Don't you get the feeling that Lauren is totally pitying Audrina whenever she talks about her relationship (I'm using that term in the loosest sense) with JB? How long do we give it before she finally just smacks Audrina out of it?

Sam, who is like Brent Bolthouse but more Dr. Evil-ish, called Heidi smart. Huh. I'm stunned.

Lauren plus a funky hat equals an extra dose of sass. Stephanie learned that firsthand.

Lo returns! It's been too long.

Heidi, of course Spencer's the problem. How has it taken you this long to say it out loud?!?

I wonder if Rev Run knows Justin Bobby stole his hat to wear to dinner with Audrina.

Next week, we get to see the "truth" behind the Justin Bobby/Lauren/Audrina love triangle rumors from a few months ago. Say it isn't so, Lauren!