Loyal readers, I would like to thank each and every one of you for your continued support and dedication to this site. All of us here at Celebrity Skewer would be nothing without you. That includes our IT, Accounting, and Legal Departments, as well as interns, PAs, and our resident Diva.
We look forward to a successful 2010. (Can you say 'Project Runway recaps?')
We would also like to send heartfelt congratulations and best wishes to country music aficionado and loyal reader, Erin. She and her fiance, Ryan, are getting married this weekend. What a way to kick off the new year! All the best to you both!
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men
It's that time of year to look back on the past 12 months and reflect on how far we've come as an individual, a community, and a nation.
Well, I'm much too lazy to do that. But, in honor of the season of giving, I present to you a moment in time of one of the greatest friendships that ever was. It was born of the same profession, bad hair, and poor clothing choices. And please pay special attention to the World's First Cellphone being used by one of the participants.
Without further ado (and at the request of The Diva):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVDRYCrmyMU
Well, I'm much too lazy to do that. But, in honor of the season of giving, I present to you a moment in time of one of the greatest friendships that ever was. It was born of the same profession, bad hair, and poor clothing choices. And please pay special attention to the World's First Cellphone being used by one of the participants.
Without further ado (and at the request of The Diva):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVDRYCrmyMU
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
My My
How time flies.
Well, loyal reader(s), it has been a while since my last post. Since then, the Yanks won a World Series, I got a haircut, and Tiger Woods drove without shoes on.
Crazy times!
I am throwing some ideas around in my head and trying to figure out what I want to do with this blog. Perhaps I will move away from the celebrity aspect, as there are so many others doing it and spending money on pictures! I mean, talking about how bad Britney's weave still is can be fun, but wouldn't you like a visual? I thought so.
More to come....no really. Promise.
Well, loyal reader(s), it has been a while since my last post. Since then, the Yanks won a World Series, I got a haircut, and Tiger Woods drove without shoes on.
Crazy times!
I am throwing some ideas around in my head and trying to figure out what I want to do with this blog. Perhaps I will move away from the celebrity aspect, as there are so many others doing it and spending money on pictures! I mean, talking about how bad Britney's weave still is can be fun, but wouldn't you like a visual? I thought so.
More to come....no really. Promise.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Yes, I'm alive
I've just been consumed with playoff baseball.
The Yankees are taking a 3-2 series lead back to Da Bronx tomorrow night with Andrew Eugene Pettitte on the mound. Andy is probably flipping through his "Power For Living" book as we speak, so I want to send him some good vibes and best wishes.
Love you, Andy!
A lot has been happening in the world of entertainment over the past few weeks. Let's recap, shall we?
Lindsay has bigger lips. Nicky Kidman, too. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies. Not a good look for either of you. Brings more attention to your faces, and, really, not a good idea. At all.
Sienna Miller has landed on Broadway (and more than a few men, I'm guessing) as she stars in After Miss Julie. Oy. Reviews focused on her looks, always a nice, condescending way of saying, "Ummmm....best stick to breaking up marriages, ho."
The Kardashians have fake married people, gotten knocked up by d-bags, and reconciled with their football player boyfriends. I'm exhausted! No wonder Bruce Jenner needs so much plastic surgery. He must not get any sleep with all of those bitches fighting for the spotlight. Pipe down, hags!
Jon and Kate have fought and fought and fought in the media (are they the PA version of the Lohan Family?) and Jon has continued to make poor clothing decisions. My hope is that the twins take the younger kids and run away. This has the makings of a nice Disney film as they are taken in by a kind, sane, rational family that has enough money to pay for all of their therapy bills. Good luck, kids!
A shady family made people think their son was trapped in a flying balloon. It was riveting drama. Sadly, we were all duped. Luckily, no one was hurt. Although, there are now allegations of spousal abuse and child endangerment and who knows where this will all lead. All I know is that no sane family would subject themselves to the tv show Wife Swap, and that should have been our first clue that something was not quite right. Also, naming your son Falcon.
I enjoyed a delicious red velvet cupcake from Crumbs bakery. I highly recommend it.
Ashley Simpson-Wentz got her ass fired from Melrose Place. Oh, Ash. She'll now have more time to spend with her husband and child. And not eat.
Celebrities did things that annoyed me. They are too numerous to mention, but just know that I know you know who you are. And I'm very disappointed in all of you.
Well, I hope you feel you have been caught up with all that is vital and news- worthy. If not, please keep it to yourself. If, however, you feel your life has been enriched by this blog entry, feel free to send baked goods or cash to my home.
Go Yanks!!!!!!!
The Yankees are taking a 3-2 series lead back to Da Bronx tomorrow night with Andrew Eugene Pettitte on the mound. Andy is probably flipping through his "Power For Living" book as we speak, so I want to send him some good vibes and best wishes.
Love you, Andy!
A lot has been happening in the world of entertainment over the past few weeks. Let's recap, shall we?
Lindsay has bigger lips. Nicky Kidman, too. Ladies, Ladies, Ladies. Not a good look for either of you. Brings more attention to your faces, and, really, not a good idea. At all.
Sienna Miller has landed on Broadway (and more than a few men, I'm guessing) as she stars in After Miss Julie. Oy. Reviews focused on her looks, always a nice, condescending way of saying, "Ummmm....best stick to breaking up marriages, ho."
The Kardashians have fake married people, gotten knocked up by d-bags, and reconciled with their football player boyfriends. I'm exhausted! No wonder Bruce Jenner needs so much plastic surgery. He must not get any sleep with all of those bitches fighting for the spotlight. Pipe down, hags!
Jon and Kate have fought and fought and fought in the media (are they the PA version of the Lohan Family?) and Jon has continued to make poor clothing decisions. My hope is that the twins take the younger kids and run away. This has the makings of a nice Disney film as they are taken in by a kind, sane, rational family that has enough money to pay for all of their therapy bills. Good luck, kids!
A shady family made people think their son was trapped in a flying balloon. It was riveting drama. Sadly, we were all duped. Luckily, no one was hurt. Although, there are now allegations of spousal abuse and child endangerment and who knows where this will all lead. All I know is that no sane family would subject themselves to the tv show Wife Swap, and that should have been our first clue that something was not quite right. Also, naming your son Falcon.
I enjoyed a delicious red velvet cupcake from Crumbs bakery. I highly recommend it.
Ashley Simpson-Wentz got her ass fired from Melrose Place. Oh, Ash. She'll now have more time to spend with her husband and child. And not eat.
Celebrities did things that annoyed me. They are too numerous to mention, but just know that I know you know who you are. And I'm very disappointed in all of you.
Well, I hope you feel you have been caught up with all that is vital and news- worthy. If not, please keep it to yourself. If, however, you feel your life has been enriched by this blog entry, feel free to send baked goods or cash to my home.
Go Yanks!!!!!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009
Open letter to The Office writers
Stop making hour-long episodes.
Stop writing Michael over-the-top inappropriate at weddings and other formal gatherings.
Stop playing Chris Brown music.
Stop making montages.
Sincerely,
Annoyed
Not thrilled with the Jim/Pam wedding AT. ALL.
Their (far too few) moments were sweet, but really??? with the dancing down the aisle? Ugh. Stop.
At least Boston lost and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was hilarious.
Stop writing Michael over-the-top inappropriate at weddings and other formal gatherings.
Stop playing Chris Brown music.
Stop making montages.
Sincerely,
Annoyed
Not thrilled with the Jim/Pam wedding AT. ALL.
Their (far too few) moments were sweet, but really??? with the dancing down the aisle? Ugh. Stop.
At least Boston lost and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was hilarious.
Thursday, October 08, 2009
We are cordially invited
Tonight's the night!
No, not the ALDS. That started last night. And the Yankees won. Despite Jorge and C.C. acting foolish in the early going. Uh-huh. Oh, boys. Thank goodness "Captain, My Captain" took control of the situation and lead by example.
Take a seat, Joe Mauer.
Anyway, tonight is the night for a wedding. And we don't even have to buy gifts! Good, because I don't get paid until next Thursday.
Tonight at 9pm, Jim and Pam will finally marry on The Office. It is an hour long episode that promises to be awkward, funny, uncomfortable, and sweet. It's JAM, y'all! And they have a baby on the way. Time to say "I Do" and sign up for Lamaze class.
I can remember back before the series started, when I was a loyal reader of E!'s "Watch with Wanda." Kristin Veitch, aka "Wanda," could not say enough good things about the American remake of the British workplace comedy. Not having seen the original, but knowing who Steve Carell was, I gave it a try.
It's been true, awkward love ever since.
The heart of the show has always been the relationship between Jim and Pam. In the original, it was Tim and Dawn. In both cases, it started as a case of unrequited love. And Jim/Tim were the characters that we as an audience rooted for to get the girl (who in both cases were engaged to guys that weren't good enough for them). In the original series, which lasted for only two seasons, SPOILER ALERT Tim and Dawn did not get together. Dawn actually moved to Florida with her fiance.
Then, the brilliant minds of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant made a Christmas Special that brought Dawn back to the office for a visit. What follows is pure gold. Rent the series if you haven't watched it yet. The humor is a bit more awkward, but the love story is just as sweet. Martin Freeman and Lucy Davis are every bit as perfectly cast as John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer.
The American version of the show is now in its sixth season. Fans had to wait three seasons for Jim and Pam to get together. Luckily, once together, there was none of the horrible break-up/make-up nonsense that plagues other shows. There were no long-lost daughters to contend with (yes, I am still bitter Amy Sherman-Palladino!!!), or prolonged misunderstandings just to drive up ratings. Just two people continuing to rely on each other to get through their workdays at Dunder Mifflin. But now they were dating and adorable and as nerdy as ever.
Tonight I look forward to the culmination of a relationship I have enjoyed watching grow every Thursday night. Raise a glass to the happy couple, sit back, and enjoy!
No, not the ALDS. That started last night. And the Yankees won. Despite Jorge and C.C. acting foolish in the early going. Uh-huh. Oh, boys. Thank goodness "Captain, My Captain" took control of the situation and lead by example.
Take a seat, Joe Mauer.
Anyway, tonight is the night for a wedding. And we don't even have to buy gifts! Good, because I don't get paid until next Thursday.
Tonight at 9pm, Jim and Pam will finally marry on The Office. It is an hour long episode that promises to be awkward, funny, uncomfortable, and sweet. It's JAM, y'all! And they have a baby on the way. Time to say "I Do" and sign up for Lamaze class.
I can remember back before the series started, when I was a loyal reader of E!'s "Watch with Wanda." Kristin Veitch, aka "Wanda," could not say enough good things about the American remake of the British workplace comedy. Not having seen the original, but knowing who Steve Carell was, I gave it a try.
It's been true, awkward love ever since.
The heart of the show has always been the relationship between Jim and Pam. In the original, it was Tim and Dawn. In both cases, it started as a case of unrequited love. And Jim/Tim were the characters that we as an audience rooted for to get the girl (who in both cases were engaged to guys that weren't good enough for them). In the original series, which lasted for only two seasons, SPOILER ALERT Tim and Dawn did not get together. Dawn actually moved to Florida with her fiance.
Then, the brilliant minds of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant made a Christmas Special that brought Dawn back to the office for a visit. What follows is pure gold. Rent the series if you haven't watched it yet. The humor is a bit more awkward, but the love story is just as sweet. Martin Freeman and Lucy Davis are every bit as perfectly cast as John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer.
The American version of the show is now in its sixth season. Fans had to wait three seasons for Jim and Pam to get together. Luckily, once together, there was none of the horrible break-up/make-up nonsense that plagues other shows. There were no long-lost daughters to contend with (yes, I am still bitter Amy Sherman-Palladino!!!), or prolonged misunderstandings just to drive up ratings. Just two people continuing to rely on each other to get through their workdays at Dunder Mifflin. But now they were dating and adorable and as nerdy as ever.
Tonight I look forward to the culmination of a relationship I have enjoyed watching grow every Thursday night. Raise a glass to the happy couple, sit back, and enjoy!
Thursday, October 01, 2009
A tribute
It is with a heavy heart (and a stomach full of leftover rice) that I inform all of my loyal readers (especially you, George Glass!) that The Diva will no longer be recapping The Hills for this website.
I know. I know. It's a dark day.
Actually, it's Cloudy with a Chance of (Tofu) Meatballs.
But seriously, folks, our Diva has determined that she can no longer subject her intellect to a show that has none. Watching a group of overpaid brats whine, pout, pretend to work, whine, pout, eat dinner, go to clubs, pretend to have problems, and give each other the side eye was just too exhausting. I mean, Justin Bobby brought too much drama for one Diva to recap! Time for a nap.
Not to mention that with Penn State football and New York Yankee baseball to watch, there is very little time for nonsense. Tis the season to be true to your school and Minka Kelly's boyfriend. Bitches and homeless-looking boys will have to live fake lives without the Diva's stink eye. Let's see how long they last!
I'm sure we will hear from The Diva again before too long. Perhaps she will grant us an exclusive interview about what she plans on buying her sister for Christmas (cash means love). Fingers crossed!
Godspeed, Diva.
I know. I know. It's a dark day.
Actually, it's Cloudy with a Chance of (Tofu) Meatballs.
But seriously, folks, our Diva has determined that she can no longer subject her intellect to a show that has none. Watching a group of overpaid brats whine, pout, pretend to work, whine, pout, eat dinner, go to clubs, pretend to have problems, and give each other the side eye was just too exhausting. I mean, Justin Bobby brought too much drama for one Diva to recap! Time for a nap.
Not to mention that with Penn State football and New York Yankee baseball to watch, there is very little time for nonsense. Tis the season to be true to your school and Minka Kelly's boyfriend. Bitches and homeless-looking boys will have to live fake lives without the Diva's stink eye. Let's see how long they last!
I'm sure we will hear from The Diva again before too long. Perhaps she will grant us an exclusive interview about what she plans on buying her sister for Christmas (cash means love). Fingers crossed!
Godspeed, Diva.
Friday, September 25, 2009
SNL season premiere
Ugh. Meghan Fox is hosting.
Don't let that scare you. Trannies need work, too! I know many have compared her to Angie Jolie, but I think that is an insult to Angie (and isn't Jennifer Aniston in charge of all Angie insults?)....unless she's down with the drag.
More importantly, U2 is the musical guest. Last time they performed on the show, Amy Poehler was so excited she cried. I hope she is there tomorrow night.
Larry, please wear a white tee. Thanks.
On a completely different note, I was happy to read that one of my favorite character actresses, Amy Aquino, has been elected as SAG Secretary-Treasurer. Amy played the pivotal role of Dr. Toni Pavone on Felicity from 2000-2002. What a pistol! She told it like it was, and wouldn't let Benjamin Covington get away with just being cute. She meant business! And she would blow smoke in your face to prove that she was not having any of your nonsense.
Congrats to Amy.
Don't let that scare you. Trannies need work, too! I know many have compared her to Angie Jolie, but I think that is an insult to Angie (and isn't Jennifer Aniston in charge of all Angie insults?)....unless she's down with the drag.
More importantly, U2 is the musical guest. Last time they performed on the show, Amy Poehler was so excited she cried. I hope she is there tomorrow night.
Larry, please wear a white tee. Thanks.
On a completely different note, I was happy to read that one of my favorite character actresses, Amy Aquino, has been elected as SAG Secretary-Treasurer. Amy played the pivotal role of Dr. Toni Pavone on Felicity from 2000-2002. What a pistol! She told it like it was, and wouldn't let Benjamin Covington get away with just being cute. She meant business! And she would blow smoke in your face to prove that she was not having any of your nonsense.
Congrats to Amy.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
She makes it too easy
I can't stand Jennifer Garner.
True story.
Her "oh golly" attitude grated ever since she dropped Michael Vartan for Benji Affleck. My Sidney Bristow was dead to me, as was Jen's appeal. NEXT!
Last night, in a segment on Jay Leno's show entitled "Earn Your Plug," she had to name the starting lineup of the Boston Red Sox while wearing a Yankees cap (she's not worthy) and holding a framed photo of Derek Jeter (again, not worthy).
J Gar decides to be "cute" by wearing the cap backwards (Uh, you are no Luke Danes!) and stating that Jeter was her "least favorite Yankee." Say what, ho? Is it because he doesn't freebase steroids like Papi or display full on roid rage like her beloved Youk? Bitch, please. Go buy some Rogaine for your husband and shut it.
Varty, she did you a favor.
True story.
Her "oh golly" attitude grated ever since she dropped Michael Vartan for Benji Affleck. My Sidney Bristow was dead to me, as was Jen's appeal. NEXT!
Last night, in a segment on Jay Leno's show entitled "Earn Your Plug," she had to name the starting lineup of the Boston Red Sox while wearing a Yankees cap (she's not worthy) and holding a framed photo of Derek Jeter (again, not worthy).
J Gar decides to be "cute" by wearing the cap backwards (Uh, you are no Luke Danes!) and stating that Jeter was her "least favorite Yankee." Say what, ho? Is it because he doesn't freebase steroids like Papi or display full on roid rage like her beloved Youk? Bitch, please. Go buy some Rogaine for your husband and shut it.
Varty, she did you a favor.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
The Office returns tonight
Season 6? Amazing.
Tonight at 9:00, The Office returns with a season that will undoubtedly bring a lot of changes to Dunder Mifflin. Jim knocked up Pam, and those two crazy kids are getting hitched this season.
Karen who?
*30 Rock returns next month, so don't fret when you see SNL on for the next few weeks. Liz Lemon will be giving us some more deal breakers before you know it.*
Enjoy the return of Thursday Night comedy!
Tonight at 9:00, The Office returns with a season that will undoubtedly bring a lot of changes to Dunder Mifflin. Jim knocked up Pam, and those two crazy kids are getting hitched this season.
Karen who?
*30 Rock returns next month, so don't fret when you see SNL on for the next few weeks. Liz Lemon will be giving us some more deal breakers before you know it.*
Enjoy the return of Thursday Night comedy!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
After Hancock, it was time to head back to the hotel to regroup, recharge, and watch a few minutes of The Rachel Zoe Project. Oh, the drama!
That show is hilarious because it involves people that think forgetting nipple tape the day of an awards show is the most horrific thing in the history of the world. The horror! Forget homelessness, AIDS, poverty, and famine. If Eva Mendes doesn't have the right pair of shoes for a red carpet, well, expect Armageddon and take cover with some Valium. It is one of the funniest hours on television. And it isn't supposed to be.
After trying to figure out where to eat that wouldn't require a reservation, we settled on D4 Irish Pub and Cafe. Fabulous grilled veggie sandwich! Yummy. Our very nice waiter couldn't understand why we would spend so much money to see U2. *smack* Less tip for you, buddy. Kidding!
Then we were off to the show. Hailed a cab and dealt with some Soldier's Field traffic. Understandable. And just happy that we didn't have to deal with parking. So nice. Took about 20 minutes and then we were just walking with the masses. Weather was perfect and everyone was in a good mood.
We missed Snow Patrol, which wasn't a big deal. I liked their first album, but haven't really followed them since. Now it was just a matter of waiting for Bono and the boys.
The lights went down at 8:50 and Larry Mullen, Jr. walked out to his drum kit. AAHHHHH! I love you, Larry! Larry is my type of guy: he calls Bono on his b.s. and stays out of the spotlight. Plus, he's cute! And he seems to never age. Is he a robot?
The band played until 11:00, giving us new material from their latest album, as well as all-time favorites. It was a good mix, although I could live without ever hearing "Pride" or "Sunday Bloody Sunday" again. I'm sorry, but I've heard them since 1987. Yes, that's right. THE 80s. Gah, I'm old.
The crowd was fantastic. From the moment the lights went down, everyone was on their feet. Thank you! If I wanted to sit, I would have stayed in my apartment and listened to the cd (which was a suggestion from my father). People sang along and danced as only U2 fans can. There is always at least one guy at a U2 show that likes to pump his fist into the air. I don't understand it, but I observe it and laugh. All hail weirdos!
Well, that is recap of my fabulous Chicago getaway. This Sunday I am off to Gillette Stadium in MA to see the boys again. Hope the weather cooperates, as stadium shows don't provide cover. And I will GO OFF if it rains. True story.
More celeb-centered news to come!
That show is hilarious because it involves people that think forgetting nipple tape the day of an awards show is the most horrific thing in the history of the world. The horror! Forget homelessness, AIDS, poverty, and famine. If Eva Mendes doesn't have the right pair of shoes for a red carpet, well, expect Armageddon and take cover with some Valium. It is one of the funniest hours on television. And it isn't supposed to be.
After trying to figure out where to eat that wouldn't require a reservation, we settled on D4 Irish Pub and Cafe. Fabulous grilled veggie sandwich! Yummy. Our very nice waiter couldn't understand why we would spend so much money to see U2. *smack* Less tip for you, buddy. Kidding!
Then we were off to the show. Hailed a cab and dealt with some Soldier's Field traffic. Understandable. And just happy that we didn't have to deal with parking. So nice. Took about 20 minutes and then we were just walking with the masses. Weather was perfect and everyone was in a good mood.
We missed Snow Patrol, which wasn't a big deal. I liked their first album, but haven't really followed them since. Now it was just a matter of waiting for Bono and the boys.
The lights went down at 8:50 and Larry Mullen, Jr. walked out to his drum kit. AAHHHHH! I love you, Larry! Larry is my type of guy: he calls Bono on his b.s. and stays out of the spotlight. Plus, he's cute! And he seems to never age. Is he a robot?
The band played until 11:00, giving us new material from their latest album, as well as all-time favorites. It was a good mix, although I could live without ever hearing "Pride" or "Sunday Bloody Sunday" again. I'm sorry, but I've heard them since 1987. Yes, that's right. THE 80s. Gah, I'm old.
The crowd was fantastic. From the moment the lights went down, everyone was on their feet. Thank you! If I wanted to sit, I would have stayed in my apartment and listened to the cd (which was a suggestion from my father). People sang along and danced as only U2 fans can. There is always at least one guy at a U2 show that likes to pump his fist into the air. I don't understand it, but I observe it and laugh. All hail weirdos!
Well, that is recap of my fabulous Chicago getaway. This Sunday I am off to Gillette Stadium in MA to see the boys again. Hope the weather cooperates, as stadium shows don't provide cover. And I will GO OFF if it rains. True story.
More celeb-centered news to come!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Day 2: Or how I managed to stay awake past midnight
Saturday was full throttle action. Like a big budget summer movie, but with good characters and a plot.
We were out of the hotel by 9:15 and headed over to West Egg Cafe (recommended by The Diva). Very popular place, as we had about a 20 minute wait. Luckily, the food was good. Excellent raisin bread french toast.
Then we were off and running to Navy Pier. Amusement rides for the kids (and those that are kids at heart)could be seen as you make your way through a nice park. There was even a hot air balloon that looked like a vomit-inducing accident waiting to happen. No thank you.
We decided on the 90-minute boat tour through Mercury Cruiseline called the "Urban Adventure." It is a river and lake cruise, and for one price, you also get access to the John Hancock Tower. Great deal!
Our tour guide on the boat was a good enough guy, but it was like anytime you take a guided tour: everyone has to be a comedian. My dad would love this job! Give him a microphone and he'd be off and running. Through the course of the tour, we learned that our guide was the waiter for Tom Cruise and Rebecca DeMornay in their dining scene at the end of Risky Business. I wanted to raise my hand and ask questions about Tom, but it just wasn't the appropriate time.
After seeing the sights and enduring the swells (thanks, speedboats!), it was time for dry land and we were off to Millennium Park.
What fun. Crazies all around! There was a protest against Healthcare. Or they were for it but didn't like Obama's plan. Couldn't figure it out. There was also a group wearing masks and protesting Scientology. Xenu would not be happy! Apparently, it was Tom Cruise day in Chicago. Couldn't get away from mentions of him. Someone held a "Honk if you hate Scientology" sign. Honk!
Then we were off to the Hancock building. I was starting to lose steam, but once up on the 92nd floor, I got a 2nd wind. Beautiful views from all sides. David Schwimmer even provides an audio tour (and he isn't annoying). The scariest part was that one minute you would have a crystal clear view of the city, and the next, you would be enveloped by cloud cover. Or was it pollution? Spooky.
I'm breaking this up into two posts because I'm lazy. More tomorrow!
We were out of the hotel by 9:15 and headed over to West Egg Cafe (recommended by The Diva). Very popular place, as we had about a 20 minute wait. Luckily, the food was good. Excellent raisin bread french toast.
Then we were off and running to Navy Pier. Amusement rides for the kids (and those that are kids at heart)could be seen as you make your way through a nice park. There was even a hot air balloon that looked like a vomit-inducing accident waiting to happen. No thank you.
We decided on the 90-minute boat tour through Mercury Cruiseline called the "Urban Adventure." It is a river and lake cruise, and for one price, you also get access to the John Hancock Tower. Great deal!
Our tour guide on the boat was a good enough guy, but it was like anytime you take a guided tour: everyone has to be a comedian. My dad would love this job! Give him a microphone and he'd be off and running. Through the course of the tour, we learned that our guide was the waiter for Tom Cruise and Rebecca DeMornay in their dining scene at the end of Risky Business. I wanted to raise my hand and ask questions about Tom, but it just wasn't the appropriate time.
After seeing the sights and enduring the swells (thanks, speedboats!), it was time for dry land and we were off to Millennium Park.
What fun. Crazies all around! There was a protest against Healthcare. Or they were for it but didn't like Obama's plan. Couldn't figure it out. There was also a group wearing masks and protesting Scientology. Xenu would not be happy! Apparently, it was Tom Cruise day in Chicago. Couldn't get away from mentions of him. Someone held a "Honk if you hate Scientology" sign. Honk!
Then we were off to the Hancock building. I was starting to lose steam, but once up on the 92nd floor, I got a 2nd wind. Beautiful views from all sides. David Schwimmer even provides an audio tour (and he isn't annoying). The scariest part was that one minute you would have a crystal clear view of the city, and the next, you would be enveloped by cloud cover. Or was it pollution? Spooky.
I'm breaking this up into two posts because I'm lazy. More tomorrow!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Look what the windy city blew in
A new blog post!
Yes, it's been ages. One reader asked if I was too busy planning the Bluntski wedding to post. Sadly, my offer to help with the seating chart has not yet been acknowledged.
Actually, I had been getting ready for my trip to Chicago. Oprah and Gayle were going to give me an exclusive sit down interview, but then cancelled last minute. Bitches. Well, when one door closes, another opens. Guess I'll just have to settle on seeing U2 kick off their North American tour.
Yes, that'll do.
Chicago is a beautiful city. Arrived Friday afternoon and barely stopped until I was on the plane headed home yesterday (thanks for the motion sickness, Delta!!). Went with my friend Becky. That girl likes to sightsee. We saw a lot of the city in two short days. Thanks for not failing me, flip flops!
We checked into the hotel (Inn of Chicago) around 3 o'clock after taking the train from Midway. Very convenient, by the way. And cost-conscious. Thanks, Orange Line!
Then we were off and running. Walked down Michigan Ave. Turns out U2 gave an interview at the NBC building earlier in the day. Hmmm....inconvenient, boys. Next time, plan according to our schedule. Thanks.
Saw the Hershey Store with the 5lb Hershey bar. Created with me in mind? I somehow resisted. Walked up Lake Shore Drive. Gorgeous places with water views. There were 3-bedrooms starting at 1.4 million. Cheap. I would have asked Opes for a loan if she had bothered to show.
Then it was back to the hotel to rest like I'm 80. I was jet lagged!
Around 7 we headed off for dinner. Oh Friday night in Chicago. 90 minute waits will not do. So, we couldn't enjoy Giordano's. Then we walked, and walked, and tried our hand at LUXBAR (after passing Gibson's Steakhouse and seeing Jesse Jackson enjoying dinner outside). Thank you LUXBAR. Outstanding veggie burger. One of the best I've ever had. And a tasty ginger fizz didn't hurt, either (sounds gross, but tasted like peach). Tried to get a drink at Gibson's afterwards, but we scoped out the bar and only saw overdressed and annoying non-celebrities. Next!
More to come.....
Yes, it's been ages. One reader asked if I was too busy planning the Bluntski wedding to post. Sadly, my offer to help with the seating chart has not yet been acknowledged.
Actually, I had been getting ready for my trip to Chicago. Oprah and Gayle were going to give me an exclusive sit down interview, but then cancelled last minute. Bitches. Well, when one door closes, another opens. Guess I'll just have to settle on seeing U2 kick off their North American tour.
Yes, that'll do.
Chicago is a beautiful city. Arrived Friday afternoon and barely stopped until I was on the plane headed home yesterday (thanks for the motion sickness, Delta!!). Went with my friend Becky. That girl likes to sightsee. We saw a lot of the city in two short days. Thanks for not failing me, flip flops!
We checked into the hotel (Inn of Chicago) around 3 o'clock after taking the train from Midway. Very convenient, by the way. And cost-conscious. Thanks, Orange Line!
Then we were off and running. Walked down Michigan Ave. Turns out U2 gave an interview at the NBC building earlier in the day. Hmmm....inconvenient, boys. Next time, plan according to our schedule. Thanks.
Saw the Hershey Store with the 5lb Hershey bar. Created with me in mind? I somehow resisted. Walked up Lake Shore Drive. Gorgeous places with water views. There were 3-bedrooms starting at 1.4 million. Cheap. I would have asked Opes for a loan if she had bothered to show.
Then it was back to the hotel to rest like I'm 80. I was jet lagged!
Around 7 we headed off for dinner. Oh Friday night in Chicago. 90 minute waits will not do. So, we couldn't enjoy Giordano's. Then we walked, and walked, and tried our hand at LUXBAR (after passing Gibson's Steakhouse and seeing Jesse Jackson enjoying dinner outside). Thank you LUXBAR. Outstanding veggie burger. One of the best I've ever had. And a tasty ginger fizz didn't hurt, either (sounds gross, but tasted like peach). Tried to get a drink at Gibson's afterwards, but we scoped out the bar and only saw overdressed and annoying non-celebrities. Next!
More to come.....
Friday, August 28, 2009
Is Bluntski engaged?
Emily Blunt has been spotted around NYC sporting a big diamond on her left hand.
Guess The Office and Verizon ads pay well, young Krasinski.
And on another note, all of this recent Felicity talk makes me think that I'll be breaking out those dvds this weekend. I really miss that show.
To me, it's one of the greats. Terrific writing combined with a stellar cast of actors really took it to another level. And although I am not a fan of love triangles, I have to say that Keri and the two Scotts (which would make a superb band name) really brought out the best in each other. They played off of each other beautifully and made it one of the more difficult decisions for viewers. Whether you were Team Noel (*stink eye*) or Team Ben, you were witness to three tremendous actors showcasing their talents.
Gah! When is the reunion happening????
*UPDATE* John's rep has confirmed the engagement (not to me, silly. To People Magazine). Long live Bluntski!
Guess The Office and Verizon ads pay well, young Krasinski.
And on another note, all of this recent Felicity talk makes me think that I'll be breaking out those dvds this weekend. I really miss that show.
To me, it's one of the greats. Terrific writing combined with a stellar cast of actors really took it to another level. And although I am not a fan of love triangles, I have to say that Keri and the two Scotts (which would make a superb band name) really brought out the best in each other. They played off of each other beautifully and made it one of the more difficult decisions for viewers. Whether you were Team Noel (*stink eye*) or Team Ben, you were witness to three tremendous actors showcasing their talents.
Gah! When is the reunion happening????
*UPDATE* John's rep has confirmed the engagement (not to me, silly. To People Magazine). Long live Bluntski!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Minka Jeter?
Gah! What a horrible name. Keep your maiden name, Minka.
Rumors are swirling that Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are secretly engaged and will be marrying this fall. Is that anything like "secretly doing 'roids?" It will come out sooner or later, kids!
Hmmm.....
An insider told good ole' Page Six that they are telling friends to save a date later this year, after baseball season ends.
Well, I'm free after mid-September, so I'd be happy to help with any arrangements that need to be tended to. I am definitely open to helping with the seating chart and greeting guests at the reception and making them sign the guest book. I promise to keep A-Rod away from the festivities by throwing vials of HGH and the telephone numbers of strippers across the street from the reception hall. He'll be too busy to do the electric slide or jump up on stage with Jay-Z and B to sing "Crazy in Love" when there are roids and hos to be had. Kate who?
In other news, when certain people remind me of the many faults of one Mr. Benjamin Covington, it makes me sad. He was far from perfect. *Sigh*
Team Ben, we need to hear from you.
Rumors are swirling that Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are secretly engaged and will be marrying this fall. Is that anything like "secretly doing 'roids?" It will come out sooner or later, kids!
Hmmm.....
An insider told good ole' Page Six that they are telling friends to save a date later this year, after baseball season ends.
Well, I'm free after mid-September, so I'd be happy to help with any arrangements that need to be tended to. I am definitely open to helping with the seating chart and greeting guests at the reception and making them sign the guest book. I promise to keep A-Rod away from the festivities by throwing vials of HGH and the telephone numbers of strippers across the street from the reception hall. He'll be too busy to do the electric slide or jump up on stage with Jay-Z and B to sing "Crazy in Love" when there are roids and hos to be had. Kate who?
In other news, when certain people remind me of the many faults of one Mr. Benjamin Covington, it makes me sad. He was far from perfect. *Sigh*
Team Ben, we need to hear from you.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
POSSIBLE new couple alert
I repeat: POSSIBLE.
It's from two separate Twitter postings, so take that as you will.
Some dude reported seeing Ryan Gosling and Kat Dennings together at Disneyland. Then Kat posted on her official Twitter saying she was at Disneyland with someone special.
Now, before McGoslings beat themselves to death with boat oars, remember that the dude could have been mistaken. Maybe Kat was there with someone that looked like Ryan.
I know, I know. WHO ELSE ON EARTH LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING AND CAN HE CALL ME?
Ahem.
Maybe it's true. Who knows? Time will tell.
Oars down, McGoslings.
It's from two separate Twitter postings, so take that as you will.
Some dude reported seeing Ryan Gosling and Kat Dennings together at Disneyland. Then Kat posted on her official Twitter saying she was at Disneyland with someone special.
Now, before McGoslings beat themselves to death with boat oars, remember that the dude could have been mistaken. Maybe Kat was there with someone that looked like Ryan.
I know, I know. WHO ELSE ON EARTH LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING AND CAN HE CALL ME?
Ahem.
Maybe it's true. Who knows? Time will tell.
Oars down, McGoslings.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Team Ben vs. Team Noel: Cage match style
As I recover from three straight hours of Project Runway, I have decided to give this blog over to you, loyal readers.
Team Ben? Tell me why. Team Noel. Ditto.
Each was cute, each was infuriating, and each dated women that made me want to scratch my eyes out when they weren't courting Felicity. Give me their Pros and Cons.
Safe weekend, everyone. Go Yanks and say a prayer that I survive a visit from The Diva.
Team Ben? Tell me why. Team Noel. Ditto.
Each was cute, each was infuriating, and each dated women that made me want to scratch my eyes out when they weren't courting Felicity. Give me their Pros and Cons.
Safe weekend, everyone. Go Yanks and say a prayer that I survive a visit from The Diva.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Tim Gunn has no time for nonsense
And he shouldn't. He's Tim Gunn.
Tim, Heidi, and the rest of the gang are finally back on our TiVos tonight. FINALLY. After a bitchy battle between Bravo and Lifetime that has kept Season 6 off the air for months, it is time for not only a new season, but an All-Star edition that I hope will be a fight to the death!
Get out your scissors, sass, and questionable fashion sense, because we are going to Mood to pick out some outrageous fabrics.
I want to see the claws out and the sashays on. Or something. Work it, girls!
The two-hour All-Star edition begins at 8:00, with the Season 6 premiere starting at 10 on new home, Lifetime. Three hours of hysteria and couture, with a Nina Garcia bitch face and a Michael Kors eyeroll thrown in for good measure are a perfect way to kick things off.
And Nicole Kidman is a guest judge on the All-Star edition. Get out your Botox needles, everyone!
Tim, Heidi, and the rest of the gang are finally back on our TiVos tonight. FINALLY. After a bitchy battle between Bravo and Lifetime that has kept Season 6 off the air for months, it is time for not only a new season, but an All-Star edition that I hope will be a fight to the death!
Get out your scissors, sass, and questionable fashion sense, because we are going to Mood to pick out some outrageous fabrics.
I want to see the claws out and the sashays on. Or something. Work it, girls!
The two-hour All-Star edition begins at 8:00, with the Season 6 premiere starting at 10 on new home, Lifetime. Three hours of hysteria and couture, with a Nina Garcia bitch face and a Michael Kors eyeroll thrown in for good measure are a perfect way to kick things off.
And Nicole Kidman is a guest judge on the All-Star edition. Get out your Botox needles, everyone!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Noel Crane gets a job
And it's not just being cute.
Scott Foley, of Felicity and The Unit fame, has been cast in an upcoming episode of L&O: SVU. He'll play someone cute that wasn't as cute as Ben, so he had to marry someone else while Felicity lived happily ever with Ben.
Fen 4 ever!
Scott becomes the 2nd cute guy in Hollywood to suddenly find himself out of regular series work and jumping on to the mean streets of NY with Mariska and Chris. Mr. Wentworth Miller will also bring his piercing eyes to an episode this upcoming season. In fact, the Season Premiere! Oh la.
Scott will be seen in the 4th episode, entitled, "Noel Was Here." HA! Kidding.
It will be entitled "Hammered." Which is clearly what the writers were when they wrote that storyline of Felicity going back in time. I see you pounding back the tequila shots, Abrams and Reeves! You can't fool me.
I know this has been my first post in forever, but work has been a troublesome affair involving listening to others, sending multiple emails to various others, and acting like I care. It wears a girl out, I tell ya!
I am toying with a few new ideas for this site, including a Proj Run recap as well as weekly reader profiles. After those two weeks are over, we'll have to see what else I can come up with! Stay tuned!
Scott Foley, of Felicity and The Unit fame, has been cast in an upcoming episode of L&O: SVU. He'll play someone cute that wasn't as cute as Ben, so he had to marry someone else while Felicity lived happily ever with Ben.
Fen 4 ever!
Scott becomes the 2nd cute guy in Hollywood to suddenly find himself out of regular series work and jumping on to the mean streets of NY with Mariska and Chris. Mr. Wentworth Miller will also bring his piercing eyes to an episode this upcoming season. In fact, the Season Premiere! Oh la.
Scott will be seen in the 4th episode, entitled, "Noel Was Here." HA! Kidding.
It will be entitled "Hammered." Which is clearly what the writers were when they wrote that storyline of Felicity going back in time. I see you pounding back the tequila shots, Abrams and Reeves! You can't fool me.
I know this has been my first post in forever, but work has been a troublesome affair involving listening to others, sending multiple emails to various others, and acting like I care. It wears a girl out, I tell ya!
I am toying with a few new ideas for this site, including a Proj Run recap as well as weekly reader profiles. After those two weeks are over, we'll have to see what else I can come up with! Stay tuned!
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Another reason to love Kathy Griffin
I think we are currently up to 4,824,673.
The foreward to Kathy's upcoming book, Official Book Club Selection, is a letter to Oprah.
Yes, that Oprah. Gayle's wife.
It is hilarious. She throws in Dr. Oz, Nate, her mom, Gayle, the Olsen twins and a list of O's celebrity friends.
The book will be released on 9/8.
The season finale of My Life on the D List is next Monday, 8/10.
The foreward to Kathy's upcoming book, Official Book Club Selection, is a letter to Oprah.
Yes, that Oprah. Gayle's wife.
It is hilarious. She throws in Dr. Oz, Nate, her mom, Gayle, the Olsen twins and a list of O's celebrity friends.
The book will be released on 9/8.
The season finale of My Life on the D List is next Monday, 8/10.
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